What Would Happen If You Fell Into Water Infested With Piranhas?

15 Comments on What Would Happen If You Fell Into Water Infested With Piranhas?

1. You only live twice Mr. Bond…

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kasc4NsjO8g

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2. Probably similar when you walk into a lesbian feminist meeting wearing a MAGA hat.

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3. Just like volcanos, earthquakes, and quicksand, my education/fear of piranhas came from watching too many Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies as a child.

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4. There was a pet shop that had a piranha when I was a mere child and you could feed it a goldfish for 25 cents….nothing but scales and fins in a micro second. It was glorious!….

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5. Willys, we used to feed minnows to the Oscar Fish at our local pet shop.
   Grab one of those little nets and transfer them from another aquarium.
   Put one in at a time…
   Gulp!

   No wonder I became a responsible adult!

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6. Loco, a guy had a huge Oscar in college and we would feed it night crawlers until they were just hanging out of it’s mouth, but it wouldn’t stop eating them….

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7. That is so funny Willys.
   Those fish weren’t the largest but they were fucking gluttons!
   Just swam around and ate.

   I have to think they are related to the Grouper genus.

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8. I discovered Piranhas.
   And named them.

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9. “Loco, a guy had a huge Oscar in college and we would feed it night crawlers until they were just hanging out of it’s mouth, but it wouldn’t stop eating them….”

   Due to decades of captives being released, Oscars are in just about every single pond and canal in south Florida. On light tackle, they are a blast to catch…they hit lures with reckless abandon and fight like hell. Caught many of them back in the day.

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10. I learned from the Addams family that they throw the bones back when they’re finished.

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11. It can be used as a cigar cutter or better, as a replacement for the anti-migrant buoys on the Rio Grande.

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12. “What Would Happen If You Fell Into Water Infested With Piranhas?”
    I dunno. Let’s push slowjoe in to see what happens.

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13. There is a great description in one of the books I have on Jaguar hunting of what happens if you fall into the river in South America.

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14. When i was a yongin we used to sit on the dock and play “Buck a Fish”.
    I miss my early days.

15. You don’t want to go skinny dipping in that river, if you know what I mean.