1. Stole Gravestones To Use as Flooring
2. Fixed Bingo game so his boyfriend could win mega jackpot
3. Talked drunk friend into sitting on pack of firecrackers, and He lost his testicles
4. Stole the grass off of a putting green and installed it in his backyard
5. Put a laser pointer into the eyes of his mistress’s husband as he was driving a bus on a highway
6. Set off a fire alarm in a senior housing complex and burglarized apartments that were left wide open
7. Impersonated a park ranger and confiscated people’s liquor and rifles
8. Stalled an elevator and sexually assaulted a women in front of her two kids
9. Stole brass handrails from outside courthouse
10. Found with truck filled with over 150 stolen golf bags and clubs.
3 or 6, my guess (which is usually wrong with these)
I give up. He’s a crooked politician?
Number 3 for Caitlin.
7?
I really suck at these.
I’m going with 6.
Number 1. He looks like a shady contractor.