1. While babysitting, sold the entire contents of her client’s house
2. Had her 10 year-old daughter put on a dozen thong underwear in dressing room in order to shoplift them
3. After setting up “accidental” slip and fall, innocent person walked on her spilled oil and fractured their skull.
4. Faked being handicapped to sit in free seating behind home plate at stadium.
5. Neighbor’s squawking bird found frozen in her freezer.
6. Slipped a $600 golf club down her leg cast.
7. Killed husband by smashing head with bowling ball. Set up faulty shelf over his chair and claimed he had them displayed as trophies.
8. Housecleaner took pictures of expensive heirlooms and replaced them with cheap replicas made by crooked jeweler.
9. Threw toaster in tub with her mother. When it didn’t kill her she beat her on the head with it.
10. Convinced bar owner she was piano player singer that needed to practice on bar’s piano. The next day the piano was gone, and $6,000 worth of liquor.
Looks like a BOFUB
I haven’t peeked and think she’s the one who loaded her kid up with thongs to shoplift.
She looks like a #5 girl. But she could be a #7 with that smirk on her face.
Not seeing killed ten men with explosives. I really like number one. That
Is freakin genius
She looks like #2 to me.
Ditto! Some of the other ones were too sophisticated for such a lofo.
I agree. But the question is, were the thongs for her child or for her? I’ll bet she lets her 10 year old daughter wear thong underwear. Or maybe she squeezes into her daughter’s underwear.
I need to stop now.
#9. Do I get a prize?
Someone’s mind is a little sick and twisted to come up with the other 9.
9 is pure psycho sick.
All of them are possible. Where do you come up with these, archives from The Smoking Gun?
#4 shes sun burned.
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