1- Held her daughter’s teacher down so she could cut her hair with a box cutter after teacher put bubble gum in daughter’s hair.
2- Smeared her ex-boyfriend’s car windshield with her feces.
3- Drove her car through a mobile phone store.
4- Played strip poker with her son and his friends. (14-16 years old.)
5- Was giving “special sponge baths” to paying male geriatrics at old age facility.
6- Stabbed a skier in the back of the head with her pole after he cut in on the lift line.
7- Fell asleep driving a school bus and crashed into funeral procession.
ht/ dr. tar
Well hell, who among you who haven’t thought of doing that, cast the first stone.
#4 is my guess
My guess is she’s the special sponge bath hooker. Those lips look like they’d make pretty effective special sponges.
8. Painted on a pencil-thin mustache and told an undercover cop, “My Brazilian is even thinner…bring $500 and a ruler.”
Shit, I was going for all of the above…
@Ann Thracts – How can a Brazilian be thinner than anything at all when it’s already finer than an RCH?
I was actually thinking of a Unicorn’s scrotum.
Hey Al, no fair forcing me to the Urban Dictionary. 🙁
#6 because where the hell did that come from…
No home training!
My dad always said that some people cannot handle civilization.
#6. She looks pretty smug. Now I’ll go see if I’m right.
Number 3
Must have been dissatisfied with her obamaphone.
This is not related to story but its a funny goodbye to Obama:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T15Vth4sokM
She dindu nuffin wong. That be her way,
When I first saw the photo of the SUV earlier I figured it was a dindu without even looking.
I don’t know what she did, but isn’t that her image on that new $100 coin?
I was gonna say #1 but she looks capable of getting all the other stuff done within 48 hrs before the cops got to her.
Don’t know what she did, but she’s got that whole Obama nose in the air thing going on.
4 for me
She needs to focus her madness on her countryman, no make that country-boy.
That’s one ugly motherfucker right there…
I vote 2
She has the smug look of a turd manipulator
Wow! I thought she was the State’s Attorney in Baltimore.
izlamo delenda est …
Does anyone else see that smugly stupid kisser and think ” 1980 Chicago gay bar, Barry Soetoro, Kenyan exchange student,
new in town”.