What’s in Kamala’s Medicine Cabinet?

14 Comments on What’s in Kamala’s Medicine Cabinet?

1. No idea what’s in the medicine cabinet, but pretty sure there’s a bottle of Hennessey hidden under the vanity.

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2. Her “medicine cabinet” is probably a free standing locker with batteries, tools, toys, trapeze ropes, whips, chains and other assorted apparatus!

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3. Something to reduce the stank of Willie’s johnson on her breath.

   mortem tyrannis
   izlamo delenda est …

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4. Given Kamala’s prodigious oral talents that propelled her to prominence and saved her from a minimum-wage job flipping burgers, the general consensus has always been that she is a female. This rep was not earned on her back, where the required pants dropping would remove all doubt, no, it was from the neck up. Biological men can be just as proficient in this area (Little Petey Buttigeg raising his hand) so I’m suspecting her/his medicine cabinet is filled with the required accouterments to further the charade. That, and anti-depressants and various calming drugs for when the simp hubby can’t stand the cackling anymore and is ready to strangle her/him.

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5. Penecillin.

   Lots and lots of penecillin.

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6. …of course, Penecillin won’t address ALL the issues that may arise along with your schlong in the Cackler’s lair…

   https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/c3m61z/south-park-herpes-questions

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7. search term: hebephrenia. she is a textbook example of a hebephrenic.

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8. The fact that she cackles like that GUARANTEES she has (or had) some outrageous items in hers…

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9. I don’t know, Kamala – what’s good for a yeast infection?

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10. HIV cocktail?

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11. Who knew semen overdoses rot the brain?

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12. With luck a drum of CaviCide

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13. Klammy has knee pads and lip balm in her little cabinet of horrors.

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14. Valtrex. Lots of Valtrex. Also Abreva. And some kind of something for deodorizing her stench trench.