What in Stonewall is a Gay Bank?
“As the world’s only LGBTQ profit-for-purpose provider, Superbia is here to force the needed systemic change in banking, insurance and healthcare and install a new paradigm in funding LGBTQ social equality. Superbia Credit Union will offer products which are often outside the scope of a more traditional lender, such as loans for transgender people in the process of transitioning.
The Daily Wire reports-
They are “making the perception that members of the LGBT community face discrimination in financial services a key component of Superbia’s pitch to customers.”
“I was inspired to start Superbia by the sheer lack of needs and equal treatment of the LGBTQ being addressed and provided for in banking, insurance, healthcare and other fundamental services,” Meyers writes on his LinkedIn page. “Obvious and harmful misses are the access to quality LGBTQ-designed products and the delivery of services within an affirming experience guaranteed to be free of intolerance and discrimination.”
yeah, i’m sure moodys would give that credit union a triple A rating for making loans to people to get their dicks cut off.
cdro’s —colateralized dick removal obligations
Paint it gay and they will come. I can visualize the rainbow hologram on the debit card now.
There is a LOT of money to be made off of virtue signaling.
‘Yes, I understand that our rates are 50% higher than anywhere else. But, we ARE the only gay bank. Do you support us – you’re not a homophobe, right???’
Sperm banks have been around for decades…
So, I think that I will give one of their loan officers a call and tell them that I identify as a stinky, billygoat buttfucking, pedophile. Oh wait, they already have Islamic banking…
I’ve got an even better idea. I’ll get a gay loan and invest it in Chick-fil-A. 🖕😁🖕
“I was inspired to start Superbia by the sheer lack of needs and equal treatment of the LGBTQ being addressed and provided for in banking, insurance, healthcare and other fundamental services,”
Translation: We demand special, preferential treatment in all aspects of YOUR life for OUR benefit only.
The only difference with this bank is they will openly discriminate against heteronormative people. They will claim it’s perfectly OKAY to do so because traditional “heteronormative banks” OBVIOUSLY discriminate against faggots. In fact, that was the ONLY question I was asked when I went to the bank for a home loan, “Are you a faggot?” Imagine if I said yes, the bank would ask me for proof of income or some other discriminatory bullshit question that’s not relevant for taking out a loan.
HOLY SHIT! This gives a whole new meaning to the word “TRANSACTION”. What the hell are they going to call deposits, withdrawals, transfers and the like? In this context, “TRANSACTION” could mean, well, any number of other things!
Ya’ know, it seems like the final stage of collapse in a civilization and culture is the widespread acceptance, glorification, and promotion of homosexuality.
Maybe I’m wrong, I’m not a historian, but it seems that way to me.
Who *knows* where their coins and bills have been?!
(not to mention that poor piggy bank!)
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Substantial penalties for early withdrawal.
Apparently their no homosexuals in the banking business and existing banks have no interest in making money off that community.
“…funding LGBTQ social equality.”
So, I notice a creepy looking trans-faggot walking out of Faggot National Bank with money in its hands and I say to myself, “Well! That’s different! That person is equal to me now! Money talks and faggots walk!”
It’s already been tried — a bank exclusively for women. It was back in the early ’90’s in Seattle. I can’t find anything online about it. The investors all lost their money. There’s a reason it’s never been done before. I hope Soros invests in it.
Just tell them you’re gay, open an account and get a free toaster. How do they know you’re not gay? Do they do background checks…oh wait they probably do. Got your gay card?
Instead of IRA’s they’ll have GERSHWINS – retirement accounts tied to show tunes.
I want to start my own exclusive bank for the blind.
You use dollar bills and count it out. Twenty, Forty, Sixty, Eighty, One Hundred. 95% profit.
Wells Faggo
Pander to an affluent demographic and they’ll beat a path to your door
Hello, I’d like to deposit my gay here at the gay bank. I’d also like to apply for gay credit to make gay purchases…
Ass sets over 5 million dollars – among other things….
Finally a place to get 3 dollar bills.
Gay bank makes deposit in you.
And only helps finance Subarus.
You can get a Homo Equity loan to gentrify those poor blacks out of your up and coming urban neighborhood.
I always thought Bank of America was a pretty damn gay bank.
If this was a contest –
Win–> Finally a place to get 3 dollar bills.
Runner Up —-> Instead of IRA’s they’ll have GERSHWINS
Whose picture is on those three dollar bills?
Brilliant plan, loan money to mentally ill people to have sex changes. That group that tends to attempt and commit suicide at alarmingly high numbers, often can’t be employed at anything but a menial level. Loan them $100k+ to transition and see how many of those loans are never repaid.
Will they be subject to all the EO laws that every other business has been subjected to for years or do they just get to pick and choose?
What is the collateral on those transition loans?
TP
SEPTEMBER 10, 2019 AT 12:26 PM
“Whose picture is on those three dollar bills?”
…that’s the TEST. It’s a picture of a famous homosexual’s bunghole framed by chaps. They say it’s SO well- known that EVERY gay man would know, and NO straight man, it’s their modern-day shibboleth in puckered patoot..
Is there an after-hour depository? Ew…
Obama three dollar bills would be perfect.
Fur, you should have told us! I want a Faggot Magnet on my fridge!
Chalupa
SEPTEMBER 10, 2019 AT 1:08 PM
“Obama three dollar bills would be perfect.”
…perhaps they ARE. Are you gay enough to KNOW? (see previous comment)
Why is the entrance in the back, though?
Maybe they should use the old Flintstones theme song for their slogan, every time you go their queer bank you have a gay old time.
Ha! The alphabet people are pathetic.
Bend over. Here comes the “deposit”.
Well……… you could get PENALized for a premature withdrawal………
Every account with a balance over $250,000 is called a “Babs”.
Every account with a balance between $150,000 and $250,000 is called a “Judy”.
Every account with a balance between $100,000 and $150,000 is called a “Barry”.