KFI: 16-year-old Aakansha Kumari from India can finally eat again after doctors removed a hairball the size of a melon from her stomach.
Kumari had been secretly eating her hair for years, but her parents didn’t realize anything was wrong until she started vomiting every time she ate and started losing weight.
She was taken to Doon Medical College and Hospital in India where doctors discovered the gigantic hair baby occupying 80% of her stomach.
I get bezoars from time to time after a night forgetting the bottom of a vodka bottle. The protip is to ingest a quarter cup of Drain-O and a half cup of castor oil with a chaser of baking soda and vinegar. Take pepto to hold it down mixed with a dozen alka-seltzer and a bottle of milk of magnesia an hour later.
@eternal cracker p – Try this: eat a whole large pepperoni and sausage pizza with triple cheese, seven stool softener capsules, and a half pint syrup of ipecac. When it’s all over, if you spread both sets of cheeks and shine a flashlight down your throat, your underwear will light up. You WILL be EMPTY.
(I am not a doctor. I shudder to think what all that would actually do. But if I thought I could talk George Soros into trying it, I’d give it my best shot.)
I Bet The Cat Was Pissed !
My Wallet?
Heh
Bet Rosie O’Donnell has the same problem.
Gnarly!
I have half a meatball sub in mine. God knows what was actually in it.
Do they still sell syrup of ipecac? We average a mild food poisoning about once a year here, that would have saved me a hella lotta pain with a teaspoon of that!
Pumpkin seeds.
Remember when our parents told us not to swallow warermellon seeds because warermelons would grow in our tummies? Or was it just my mom that harassed me with that?
I fall on the floor when I see
her.She is from the early 1950’s.
Mommy did her hair with maybe 2 “curlers”
on each side.The “PG’s” are a clue also.
I am right MJA ???
Hair Pie…the new Heroin (Hairowin?)