What’s Pink, Plump and Hairless?

25 Comments on What’s Pink, Plump and Hairless?

1. Darn, I was going to guess Egg McMullen!

2. Man, that is one ugly cat!

3. From the article:

   “There’s a similarly petal pink and perfect vagina sitting on the table in front of us, life-size and molded out of silicone.”

   Do they sell these things somewhere? I can picture the conversation now:

   Salesman: “Excellent purchase, Sir. Shall I wrap it?”

   Customer: “No, I’ll just eat it here.”

   😉

4. I want some carpet. Shag went out with 70’s porn but a low nap non-tufted treatment I find attractive and reassuring. Always found the variety endless. Hog bristles to fine as feathers and everything in between.

5. “What’s Pink, Plump and Hairless?”

   I have my suspicions but refuse to say.

6. As the Angles draft “the articles for the Apocalypse” this will be on the list. Oh, to be sure, farther down the list than P.P. being P.P. and on top of that selling baby body parts; but this will be on the list.

   If you really have that kind of disposable income maybe, at that point, someone in your life should say “how many kids could you feed, around the world, for 50 years and you spent that on a junk remodel? …. …. Are you insane!”

7. I was never too interested in working in QC. . . but, for the right product, who knows?

8. Pure undisguised narcissism. Women are so self absorbed today that they have convinced themselves that if they aren’t perfect in every way, that everyone they know will hate and make fun of them. So, they spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on stupid surgical procedures just to boost their egos.

   This is one of the many reasons that I never married and have been voluntarily celibate for the past 19 years, and will remain so until women remember what femininity is and how to be feminine without pissing away money on bullshit.

   Yes, I have issues….

9. A bush in the hand … or some such

10. Lowell, I am with you on the hirsute beauties.

    Aint nothing wrong with hair down there, ladies! 🙂

11. Ladies, would you walk a mile for a Cameltoe?

    http://tinyurl.com/hlvpyz6

    ; )

12. Joy Behar?

13. I think I’ll patent the idea of surgically adding labia to the backsides of homos. . .could mean big money in the end.

14. Gee Wally, I guess Hillary wuz an unrecoverable complete loss…

15. Interesting that the surgeon is from Iran.

16. Vietvet – yer kill’n me ….

17. speaking of pussies, be aware that mccain is working overtime to help bring trump down

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/02/17/john-mccain-just-systematically-dismantled-donald-trumps-entire-worldview/?utm_term=.e6388281c700

18. “What’s Pink, Plump and Hairless?”

    NOT ME!

19. Oh come on. After being tazed by that lady cop your probably hairless.

20. Any woman who would voluntarily let a surgeon from Iran anywhere near her clitoris with a scalpel, deserves whatever she gets.

21. Plump? There’s an exercise for that!
    …Am I making this worse?
    OK seriously. Is this what you liberal women are ‘fighting for’?
    So dumb.

22. Damn, I’m glad I married a normal woman.

23. MJA, of you can snap a pencil in half, that scares the crap out of us. Just sayen.

24. Pinko the commie dog returning from getting a hair cut is

    Pink, Plump and Hairless

25. Tougher to work, with a hardon all day