What’s the theory on vertical stripes?
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Matches her teeth.
You can paint stripes on a jackass but that doesn’t make it a zebra.
…itz almost like she’s looking out the top of a jail cell!
Makes her look less fat?
Looks like something Moochelle would wear.
So much for vertical stripes are slimming…
That’s ONE bloated zebra.
I recommend she avoid the Serengeti Plains with that outfit.
Crikey! Another one loose in the wild…
Probably sewed that herself. It needs set-in sleeves so that the stripes on the sleeves would also be vertical. Probably one of those “sew it in an hour” patterns. When does she find time to sew?
Needs to lay off the beer, 1 case a day instead of 5.
Scan that bar code and get coordinates for the nearest buffet…
This reminds me that I need to cancel my at&t.
The shower door opens,in she walks. I turn,grasp the heavy duty yyk zipper, her sexy striped dress drops to the floor. The water beads on her greasy back like the sweat from cheese left on a counter one hot july day.She turns to me.In that low gruff voice that I can’t resist she says, take me you White stallion.
Don’t wear them if you are fat.
I heard that Tank went to the liposuction clinic but they turned her down. They said they didn’t have a HAZMAT license to cover that large a mass of dangerous medical waste.
Are those Michilen tires around her fat neck?
It should be a felony to wear animal print while being that much larger than the animal represented.
The drapes match the teeth.
After a certain point, even vertical stripes fail.
I think the stripes are in the wrong direction
I never knew Buckwheat went to prison.
I wish they were stripes on a prison uniform.
She’s so big the city painted a crosswalk on her.
Are we sure that’s not a man? Cause there’s nothing feminine about that.
I have been on this site WAY TOO LONG.
Before I clicked I said to myself, I bet its Stacy Abrams.
Now Imagine her if the pattern was of a Killer Whale or a Holstein Milk Cow.
Ran out of Material for the Cape?
@Joepak
If she goes to the Serengeti in that outfit, and gets hunted down by a pride of lions, she would furnish an excellent repast for the whole pride for a week.
Imagine a lion trying to drag her up a tree.
Well stripes aren’t the answer.
Do you know what does make a large obese woman look better?
A DIET.
I’d have some Moe Tom stuff to say about that. But… I miss Moe Tom. I miss a whole bunch of Patriots. And I’m happy to be here with a whole bunch of Patriots.
She got that at ‘Shower Curtains-R-Us’
If you’re a fat slob like this bozo, they make you look like a tacky fat slob.
It’s the missing link to something… if only it could be defined…
she’s as disgusting in black and white as she is in colored.
I didn’t know they made stripes that wide.
Zebras of that size do not survive in the wild.
She bought it used from Barnham & Bailey Circus.
Wardrobe by Omar the tent maker.
If a Cape Buffalo and zebra had a child…
What you get when an obese jackass identifies as a Zebra.
Zebra, aka Prison Horse.
And that’s where Tank Abrams belongs.
after whoever is pulling the strings is done, it will probably be the next governor of the once great state of Georgia.
In WWll, that was called Dazzle Camouflage. It theoretically made it difficult to tell which way a large ship was heading.
What – you think horizontal stripes would be any better?
Speaking of Stripes, Sergeant Hulka jumped off the tank when he realized it wuz going into Communist territory!
How many zebras died to make that suit?
Mau Mau in a moomoo.
Kcir (12:16am)
“Ran out of Material for the Cape?”
Cape what? Cape Cod? Cape of Good Hope? Es-cape?
That photo strongly resembles a cubic yard of elephant shit in the tall grass.
🎪🎪🎪
Every circus needs a big top tent. Send in the clowns.
It’s like one of those mesmerizing optical illusion videos that is supposed to look like something it’s not.
I just got really dizzy and threw up.
Walmart formal wear
Has Vogue fawned over her great sense of style yet, like they did with Dr. Jill?
Yes, I have seen a mau mau in a moo moo.
Did she borrow that from Michelle O? Must be top of fashion
Move over, Stacey. You’re blocking the “F” with your head.
She looks like a half woke snowman.
Stripes that do not match perfectly, end to end, is a sign of cheaply made clothing – but then, I’m not sure that rule applies to tent makers.
No, It’s not the dress that makes you look fat
Her and Mooch have provided the solid evidence of the existence of Bigfoot, Yeti, the New Jersey Devil, Mothman, and assorted other monstrosities.