What’s Wrong with You, Texas? – IOTW Report

What’s Wrong with You, Texas?

This guy should have gotten a kajillion-year sentence.

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A man with multiple sexually transmitted and communicable diseases has been sentenced to six years for urinating in his coworkers’ water bottles, resulting in the victims contracting herpes simplex 1 and hepatitis A.

According to reports, the man has been identified as Lucio Catarino Diaz and he was sentenced on Tuesday, March 18th, after pleading guilty to an aggravated assault with deadly weapon charge. Prosecutors said that Diaz has already served more than two years behind bars and will become eligible for parole after serving three years of his six-year sentence. That means, he may only have to serve one more year in prison. More

17 Comments on What’s Wrong with You, Texas?

  1. PROBABLY POSTED THIS BEFORE, BUT THE “YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS” WAS A BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG MULATTO WOMAN WHO WAS SWEPT UP BY GENERAL SANTA ANNA AFTER THE LOSS OF THE ALAMO

    SAM HOUSTON AND HIS TEXIANS PURSUED THE MEXICAN ARMY AND DEFEATED THEM IN THE 18 MIN BATTLE OF SAN JACINTO

    WHY SUCH A QUICK VICTORY??

    BECAUSE, WHEN HOUSTON ATTACKED, SANTA ANNA WAS GETTING A BJ FROM THE “YELLOW ROSE”, AND COULDN’T GET HIS PANTS UP QUICKLY

    HE COWERED IN THE CREEK, SURRENDERED WITH A HARD-ON, AND THE SONG PERSISTS AS TX BECAME ITS OWN COUNTRY

    I SHIT YOU NOT, BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE TURDS

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  2. …this is why I never drink from an unsealed container at work if it is out of my sight and control after I open it. If I have to get up from a break, the drink goes in the garbage.

    I dont have any reason to think aco-worker would be rimming my drink, but you never really know people and you should certainly never trust them…

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  3. The guy has a serious mental problem that Texas has failed to address. When he gets out of the pokey he should be sent to an insane asylum for the remainder of his days.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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  4. The article indicates ICE wants custody after he serves his sentence, which means he’ll be deported and probably sneak back into the country and some other firm will hire him as janitor.

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  5. I used to work in a shop that provided rags for cleaning. There was a guy who would blow his nose on them and throw them back in the box for someone else to grab. Got away with it for almost 20 years.

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