When they fall in the ol’ “squat toilet.”
Woman got her hand stuck in toilet while trying to recover dentures
Asian One – There’s simply is no mission too small for the Fire and Rescue Department.
Six fire-fighters from the central headquarters in Jalan Hang Tuah rushed to the aid of a 65-year-old Rela volunteer, whose left hand got stuck inside a squat toilet while she was attempting to recover her dentures.
City Fire and Rescue Department chief operations officer Samsol Maarif Saibani said the team arrived at the third floor of Anjung Singgah along Jalan Hang Lekiu here, at about 8am Saturday after a distress call was received 12 minutes earlier.
“She slipped while trying to retrieve her dentures that had fallen into the toilet bowl.
ht/ big owe
Crape Dentum
Mom?
Take a bite out of slime.
Afterwards, the thankful woman displayed what can only be described as an “enormous $hit eating grin”.
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I make darn sure to empty my shirt pockets, take off my glasses and leave my cell phone in the truck whenever I have to use an outhouse and you’d be surprised how many are still around especially when it’s a fedl. govt. rest area in the National forests or on The Natl. Bison Range just outside of Dixon, Mt. I’m just enough of a klutz to lose any of those items down a outhouse shitter, and if I did I ain’t going to retrieve it.
That kind of carelessness could bite somebody in the ass one day.
Well, shit happens.
My youngest brother ended up crapping his pants when he was a little kid when he went to use the outhouse in the public park and there was a black widow spider in a web right in the middle of the seat. I can’t blame him, I’m not going to let a black widow bite me in the ass or worse.
@geoff the aardvark: “my youngest brother” huh? Is this like a story that starts with “I have this friend who…”?
It’s really true, I can’t make this stuff up. After all he (Rex) was the one who told me this just recently when we were Bsing telling each other stories about growing up back in the 60’s. I have had an interesting and fun childhood, growing up with 3 younger brothers, sometimes it’s a wonder we’ve all made it into almost geezerhood, he’s only 58, I’m 63. Nothing like brothers shooting the shit & my Dad (he’s 87) gets into it occasionally with us as well and shakes his head and says how come we didn’t tell him a lot of stuff years ago. It’s probably the same reason I’m sure he didn’t tell his Dad a lot of stuff either, none of us might have survived otherwise. We did a lot of stupid stuff and funny as well, now my kids don’t want me telling a lot of these stories to my Grandkids. And my late wife’s families stories are just as good (or bad depending) growing up in a family of 9 kids, 6 boys and 3 girls.
Wasn’t it Radar O’Rielly who said “I dropped my watch in the latrine and I really don’t want it back that bad.”?
@geoff the aardvark: Geoff, of course I was just kidding you!! Your family sounds like mine! Same deal, new stories continue to leak out when you think you’ve heard them all. “We did a lot of stupid stuff and funny as well” Oh yes we did too!
If you ever drop valuables in the basement of an outhouse, hire a muslim. They’ll dive in head first and actually come out smelling better.
I remember as a youth having to retrieve my knife in an outhouse hole.