‘White People Love Dogs Because They Miss Owning Slaves’

When I saw the moron’s tweet in a meme on Facebook yesterday, I honestly thought it was a joke.


Scientific research has shown that a great and fascinating — perhaps even mysterious — bond exists between dogs and human beings. They even understand human language.

The love story between dogs and humans goes back tens of thousands of years, the results of which can still be seen everywhere, every single day. Families going out with their dogs, which are carefully groomed, looking extremely healthy and happy. The pet is a real member of the family. His needs are as important to his owners as their own. Because of this close relationship, dogs have developed the ability to perfectly understand us.

Dogs are capable of understanding the emotions behind an expression on a human face. For example, if a dog turns its head to the left, it could be picking up that someone is angry, fearful or happy. If there is a look of surprise on a person’s face, dogs tend to turn their head to the right. The heart rates of dogs also go up when they see someone who is having a bad day, say Marcello Siniscalchi, Serenella d’Ingeo and Angelo Quaranta of the University of Bari Aldo Moro in Italy. The study in Springer’s journal Learning & Behavior is the latest to reveal just how connected dogs are with people. The research also provides evidence that dogs use different parts of their brains to process human emotions.

Considering these abilities, it’s not so strange that we love dogs so much.

Liberal Twitter-user Danielle (@ladypalerider) has a different explanation for people’s love for dogs, however. Wait. I should’ve written: for white people’s love for our canine comrades. According to her, “white people love dogs so much because deep down they miss owning slaves. They love the owner and master dynamic, desperate for something to control.”


SNIP: I’m still hoping it’s a joke.

54 Comments on ‘White People Love Dogs Because They Miss Owning Slaves’

  1. How in the world do these morons assume such things?
    I try to be a good neighbor by keeping my white sheets hanging on the clothes line BEHIND the house, dispose of my watermelon rinds and chicken bones in the compost bin, I even tie my German Shepherd up to the Lawn Ni**er so he doesn’t roam the street, and this dirtbag thinks I’M the problem????

  2. They are loyal, they are forgiving and they love you…wait, are we talking about slaves or dogs? We used to’ have a man’ who was a valet for my grandmother and he was her most favorite person on earth.but she did not consider him, in any way, to be a dog. Perhaps white people merely miss or need or enjoy the company of kind help, a loyal friend, a civilized presence whether it be a dog or Black man..What ?! Is that wrong?
    I know that I could be banned for writing this, but I have known many whites and blacks who are the very best of friends and all of them hate Liberals who cheapen everything good in life..

  3. I am more of a slave to my dogs needs than she is to mine

    what is wrong w/ people that see everything through a skin-pigmented lens?
    … oh, I know … they’re Racists!

  4. …there’s a part in the excellent Civil Rights results analysis book, “Paved with Good Intentions” by Jared Taylor where he relates the following:

    “John Singleton is a successful Black movie director who keeps an albino cat as a pet. The cat’s name is “White Boy”, so when Mr. Singletons wants his cat, he presumably says, “Come here, White Boy”. The New York Times reported the name without comment; it is not hard to imagine how it would have reported the news of a prominent White person with a Black cat named Black Boy”
    -Jared Taylor, “Paved with Good Intentions”, pp. 233-234


    …so, who’s the race-obsessed ones again…

  5. Now I wished I hadn’t taught my Basset to break-dance. She also Raps with the best of them.
    Maybe it’s also why whites throw sticks and balls for their dogs. They want to bring back the “Step’n Fetchit” days.

  6. Brown Eyed Girl JULY 18, 2019 AT 5:34 PM
    “How do you miss something you never had? Jackass.”

    …to Brown Eyed Girl’s point, only DEMOCRATS ever owned slaves. No Republican ever did. Perhaps they should address this concern with Beto o’whatever and Barry “Obama”, since both of THEM have an admitted family history of slave ownership…

  7. It’s a good thing that breathing is involuntary because liberals like this wouldn’t last beyond birth otherwise.

  8. It’s still better to have loved and lost than to never have at all. Wait a sec.. dammit, I needed a slave to love.

  9. How could we miss the slaves we never had? My dog laughed at this article because she lifts a paw for no one.

  10. I tell my wife that I’ll treat our 3 dogs as humans when they can fix and bring me my meal. THEY’RE DOGS!!!
    We still treat them like they are our children and lavish them with lots of love (and biscuits, they love biscuits – especially the Milky Bones).

  11. Interestingly; dog spelled backwards is god.

    Besides, I think my dog is a democrat.

    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
    For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
    If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a Democrat!

  12. Pssst…LadyPoleRider….didja know that we white people like solar lights by our driveways because we miss our lawn jockeys?

  13. Angus is my hairy pal.
    He is my friend. Not my chattel, not my property; my friend
    Getting real tired of being told what I feel inside from shitheads who couldn’t pour piss out of their own hats if the instructions were printed on the crown
    Angus said that people like that deserve to faceplant in one of his giant turds

  14. Lazlo The Elder
    JULY 18, 2019 AT 6:42 PM

    “Getting real tired of being told what I feel inside from shitheads who couldn’t pour piss out of their own hats if the instructions were printed on the crown”

    …+100 for this saying, @Lazlo The Elder, may have to share it around, giving you proper credit of course…

  15. I’m afraid that the black racebaiters have succeded
    in driving me to the point that I no longer have
    any interest in the race or what they want.
    They had their chance and gave it away to the Kenyan
    who then left them sore and angry at whites for
    his dirty little games.

  16. This is further proof that liberal minds do not work.
    And they have no experience resembling normal American life. My dog is not my slave. He’s my pal. Lifts me up when im feeling low, which he can sense.
    And when Liberty, my previous pal died, i cried for days.

    The self anointed geniuses are as stupid as they come.
    Go away and utter no such foolishness again. People like you are the reason that Betty Crocker has to print bold instructions on her brownie mix bags that say REMOVE BAG.

  17. I’d like to point out that dogs are also nutritionists. When they see you holding something bad, they will slap it out of your hand so that you don’t eat it.

    Of course, they then eat it themselves.

  18. Lawn Jockey, LAWN JOCKEY!

    Thirdtwin, that was the word I was searching for! Couldn’t recall the name at the time, but I sure remember the erect statute of a red coated jockey with crisp white jodhpurs.

  19. have had lots of dogs in my life, some good, some not so much. loved them all. miss the good ones, the not so good, not so much.
    have never owned a slave, so have no idea what that feels like, and have no feelings of missing or longing for a retuhrn of something i have never had.
    the author is full of $#!t

  20. The Mighty Odin is no slave; he is my partner, copilot if you will. My doggie companions and I have a symbiotic relationship: I take care of them, and they take care of me. Pretty simple.

  21. I sho does miss the good ol’ days when muh slaves would dry hump muh laig and lick they balls in front of the fambly.

  22. I don’t need anyone to tell me how “in tune” 3 dogs are to me. Every bite I take is carefully watched. If I grab a dish towel one of them runs away, the others look confused. If I say fcuk, a different one runs away, the others look confused. When I get out of the shower no matter what time of day, they all want to go out when I’m done. When I say, who did it? 2 of them run away, the other one rolls over, wags his tail and smiles. If I get the hose out, they all run away. If I open the car, 2 of them jump in, the other one runs away.

  23. MJA
    JULY 18, 2019 AT 7:54 PM
    “I’d like to point out that dogs are also nutritionists. When they see you holding something bad, they will slap it out of your hand so that you don’t eat it.

    Of course, they then eat it themselves.”

    …it’s the canine equivalent of throwing themselves on a hand grenade for you. It’s a sacrifice, but they’ll take one for the team.

    …such giving…so noble…


  24. @Thirdtwin, @Engelburka Engelburka – Frank Zappa had some keen insights into American culture, race relations, and lawn jockeys in his song Uncle Remus.

    I cued the YT to the right spot, but the whole song is worth a listen.

  25. Before my knees went bad I used to hunt. I had many Labs. Great dogs.

    there is a regional park a few miles from my house that has 2 ponds wit ducks. they also HAD a great “Par course’!
    30 years ago I took my dogs ther to run, twice! why twice? because my dogs did not understand the ducks in the ponds had not been shot by me! therefore; they should not be retrieving them/! NO matter how loud I shouted NO the dogs went to the ducks. I was lucky it was 0530 Sunday or I fear I may have been talking to a deputy!

    I loved all my dogs! And miss them all! I also mis my knees as I am now the $6,000,000 man.

  26. We don’t have dogs, but two cats. We are their slaves. No kidding! Try as I might, I can’t get them to pick any damn cotton.

  27. Western society would probably not exist without the domestication of dogs.
    That’s why societies that hate dogs and are cruel or negligent with other animals in general are clusterfucks.
    Like muslimes, for instance.

  28. So if we taught Muslims to like dogs, they would release all their slaves worldwide? Cool.


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