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Who Do You Share Your Bomb Shelter With?

Sunday, 23 April 2017, 17:00 Dr. Tar Uncategorized 43

High School kids in Charlotte, NC were given an exercise where they had to choose four people to let into a bomb shelter just before a nuclear attack. The list of possible survivors had a definite racial and political tone to it that parents objected to and the school district withdrew.

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If you’re going to be annoying, you’re not getting in.

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  3. Well (as Dr. Strangelove famously explained), in order to insure the future of the human race, I would have to go with women whose sexual characteristics were of a highly stimulating nature.

    For Mankind.

  10. Based on TV programs and commercials, there is nothing out of the ordinary about the examples used by the teacher in the exercise. On TV today, all blacks and hispanics are portrayed as smart, virtuous, etc., and whites as stupid, evil, criminal. If there is a commercial with a white and a black, the black is ALWAYS the authority figure, and the white is subservient, or is the goofball, loser, etc. If a clergyman or even a christian lay person is on a police series, you can bet your life he will be a pervert, wacko, racist or homo-hater. All too predictable.

  12. Only want two of them, maybe three.

    The 35-year-old white male construction worker who is a racist, because he is based and useful.

    The 20-year-old White female who is pregnant, has a two-year-old son and is on welfare, because she obviously puts out and is fertile.

    The 30-year old Korean girl, if she is cute.

    Don’t want the rest of them.

  17. I want this girl in my shelter.

    A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    “Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch,” he said. “How much will you charge me?” Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?” “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he responded. The wife replied, “You’re right, guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes.”

    A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already??” the startled husband asked. “Yes,” the blonde replied,”and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

    “Thank you,” the blonde said, “And, by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus. ”

  18. I was thinking of the possibilities.
    I need to know more about what they look like, how much they weigh, measurements and attitude.
    I like the Black Doctor, I mean I think I could be a lesbian.
    I like female Korean Athlete, unless she’s a weightlifter.
    I can deal with the racist const. worker.
    I’d pick and shoot the attorney, just because he’s an attorney and scare the crap out of the racist Const. Worker to keep him in line.
    No priests or pregnant girls please.

  19. @willysgoatgruff April 23, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    > My answer would be, because I live in dead center America. Any ladies that could fit through the door…

    Well, I guess America won’t be repopulated.

  20. I saw a documentary that made me wonder if neanderthals weren’t the stupid, animalistic people we have been lead by “science” to believe they are. In an effort to make white people seem like the “real” knuckle dragging species, Their “scientific research” showed that white people are the ones who have the most neantherdal DNA. In that case, I am proud to be a deplorable neanderthal.

  21. Another lousy version of Lifeboat.

    Pure crap on the teacher’s part. Only a lib would think this is legit. I wouldn’t play based on these disingenuous parameters.

    All of us know our family and friends are the ones getting in first.

    Selecting a Mutual Assistance Group is a different exercise altogether.

    Deciding if you even want to try to repopulate the Earth is a big one. If so, I’d start off with a sturdy fertile woman that can fell a tree, hoe a garden, can anything edible, etc etc. Delicate flowers and lingerie models need not apply.

  25. An economist, an agronomist, a botanist and two pretty girls. The former would bore the latter which would work out for me. Unless the economist was the smooth talking Walter Williams, which would leave me with the botanist and the agronomist. Damn. This one is too hard. Ok. Ugly female botanist, ugly female agronomist.

    And no Walter Williams. Walt. You’re definitely out.

  26. I owned a house built in 1954. It had a bomb shelter under the garage.

    Decided a long time ago to just go outside and hope I am close enough to GZ and would be vaporized.

    No offense, but dealing with a post-apocalyptic world doesn’t do it for me. People suck now. The good ones are spread so thin.

  31. I’ll take the Korean chick, she’s prob small and will take up less space and eat very little, plus she will keep a clean floor since that’s where they like to sit.

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