I’m not seeing it.
And what do you suppose it is?
That’s right, it’s a sex toy, (I’m not going to show the entire thing) because that’s what leftists do with everything.
It’s their primitive base mind that makes them see everything as potential implements they can shove in an orifice.
I’m going with Mr. Pinko. For the obvious.
Cruz for your cooze?
I guessed correctly looking at the second pic.
Sex toy? Really?
Designed for men or women?
Looks like DATA (Brent Spiner) from Star Trek TNG!
😛
It looks like the third democrat stooge running for president that dropped out.
Martin O’Malley
If you can’t participate in logical discussions, might as well make dildos for a living. The nose profile is almost close, but it doesn’t look anything like Cruz. The Left would sculpt with their own shit.
Bernard Fox in younger days.
P.S. – If it does turn out to be a Data sex toy, I’m guessing it can boldly go where no man has gone before…
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That may how they’re trying to sell it but that’s not Ted Cruz that’s Richard Dreyfus.
That’s George C. Scott in his younger days.
Sex toy? That must be why I thought it was Quagmire. giggity giggity goo!
Brent Spiner for sure.
There is a Hillary Clinton inflatable sex doll. Can’t imagine anyone but Moslems buying that.
And OMG do NOT Bing “Hillary Clinton sex toy’ like I did. Jumping Jehoshaphat that crap can’t be unseen.
Geez, I was going to guess Merv Griffin
Robert Vaughn? It’s Magnificent Seven tonight!
If it was slick Willie it’d be a Bildo rather than a dildo. And it would probably shank to the left.
Maybe the pictures were taken when it was turned on 🙂
Without reading any posts yet – it looks like Data to me. The chin a bit too pronounced.
If you turn it on it hums Green Eggs And Ham…
IMO, If we’re going by the pic below it, He didn’t get the cheeks or smile right.
Maybe some realistic coloring would matter.
I thought it was a PEZ despenser.
I saw it right away that it was Cruz. Is it a prototype for a PEZ dispenser?
David Cameron
Liberal psychosis and self-hatred never fails to amaze – or alternately – startle me.
Here is the Obama toy:
Warning! Do Not Click!
http://imagegallery.taragana.com/images/ew/2010/01/13/obama_dildo_02_wenn5414560_85481_M.jpg
Menderman, I think my granny had that on the dash of her Nash Rambler.
OMG Menderman! Why didn’t you warn me!
Haha, kidding. I know better than to click. Been fooled way too many times!
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Crap, now I have to click…
Trump’s is bigger.
Dare I say.. its huge
Philadelphia mayor Jim Kenney
https://alpha.phila.gov/departments/mayor/
I’m not a sculptor, an artist, or an art critic, but that isn’t even close. Leave it to the left to screw the job up – so to speak.
Cruz has very distinctive eyebrows, which are not well replicated in the model. The nose is messed up, too.
Soooo … the socialists want to pleasure themselves with Cruz?
Or they want Cruz to pleasure them?
I don’t get it. When I evacuate my bowels, I make a Sanders or a Clinton – I don’t wan’t them going the other way – I’ve been fucked enough.
Brad – My granny had a Nash Rambler, nice car. Push button auto gear selector. Pink and White.