Who listens to a corn chip bag when they’re drunk? – IOTW Report

Who listens to a corn chip bag when they’re drunk?

Tostitos Breathalyzer Bags Can Detect if You’re Drunk—and They’ll Even Call You an Uber.

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The corn chip giant has developed a special bag, available for a limited time, that can detect if you’ve had too much to drink. Super Bowl Sunday usually sees a high rate of alcohol-related accidents and deaths. With the goal of preventing intoxicated football fans from driving after the big game, the all-black packaging changes if it detects trace levels of alcohol on your breath. If it does, a red steering wheel and the words “Don’t Drink and Drive” appear on the bag. If no alcohol is detected, a green circle appears instead.

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19 Comments on Who listens to a corn chip bag when they’re drunk?

  1. But Ossifur, the Tostitos bag said I wuz okay to, to (insert a Foster Brooks’ism) drive.

    WTH’s next, the 4-20 Celebration Bag? While you’ve got the munchies after hitting the refer celebrating 04-20, you know you’re wasted because the bag giggles uncontrollably at all stupid sh… stuff you’re saying?

  2. Uber Driver: “OK, that’ll be $17.95.”

    Me: “Shcrew that. (hic) I din’t call you.”

    Uber Driver: “Your potato chip bag did.”

    Me: “Well, then – I guessh you’d better call Doritosh for your $17.95 then, huh? Tell them I shaid to give you a good tip, too. Thanksh for the ride…”

  3. If you wrap the Doritos bag around the interlock and blow, I bet you get to drive home.

    I never understood drunk driving, just keep it between the paint, it’s not that difficult.

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