45 Comments on Who Would You Like To Give This Gift To?
Hillary. Definitely Hillary. No question what so ever.
Every liberal I know.
so when i wake up with morning wood, i shouldn’t try to bend over to hit the bowl anymore? just let-er rip into my own face? for my health?…
Dude, that’s a piss hard on not wood.
I shouldn’t even type this… Martha Raddatz. She bawled me out for, “Not speaking English…” when I explained a telephone problem to her.
And I know how to speak retard.
My goodness, but there are so many! I don’t know why but the first thing that came to mind was any #NeverTrump wanker, followed by Lena Dunham.
I wouldn’t piss on her face if she was on fire. But I’d piss on her face if I found her on a stair landing with a broken neck weakly whining for help.
Here’s your fucking help…
They know they can get some beauty products for skin problems already made up and at the store, right? ew.
You must apply with a “clean, damp cloth”.
I mean it has to be clean before I piss on it?
Here all these years I’ve been using soap, water and a clean cloth.
What’s next?
I’m sending my own pee and 3 cotton balls to Tim Kaine, right after I’ve had some Jalapenos. His face bothers me.
Sorry you can’t have my piss, I wash my with it. Piss….rinse…..repeat.
Hair
You’re a bunch a pissers, y’all are.
Aw, c’mon Moe Tom – don’t get all wee-wee’d up now! (-:
Uncle Al, I’d join y’all but I can only piddle half a shot glass.
So what do you all do when out in the woods and get a dirty wound? Literally, wash it out with your own pee. Old, old school Roman remedy. Of course, maybe that’s why the Roman empire collapsed.
I was wondering what Gwyneth Paltrow was up to lately. Not really, but now I know anyway, apparently.
I dunno about facials, but me boots have a fine luster about them….
Angela Merkel
Harry Reid
Sultan Erdogan
Nancy Pelosi
A certain Nameless Senator from Texas
Son of a mailman.
The wacko hoarder on the road who keeps dumping unspayed cats and then drown her in a bucket of the same stuff.
A former program director, _______ the Barbarian.
Gary Johnson
I expect Johnson and Reid would enjoy especially if you used a riding crop after the facial.
Ah, I feel better now. It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
“…right after I’ve had some Jalapenos…”
…with asparagus.
When I was young, yesterday, I use to take 30 grams of complexed Aminos a day, B 12, Tribulus, DHEA, and Creatine in massive amounts. Anybody exposed to that extrement was getting hit with the fountain of youth.
“…right after I’ve had some Jalapenos…”
“…with asparagus. ”
To be followed by a Carolina Reaper pepper enema. Imagine Killary’s face after that treatment.
Chris Wallace, Bret Baier, and Megan Kelly could use a dousing.
Well, better that than fecal matter.
Colin Copperhead could use a renewal wash and that louse in NY, DeBarfio.
Now all we need are some empty Chanel No. 5 bottles.
If I remember that’s called a ‘Golden Shower’ and costs $50 bucks.
I’m gettin’ OLD!
In MY days, they called it
a “golden shower.”
But people STILL paid EXTRA
for it back then!
Get used to that and then the Hillary Shit Sandwich won’t taste so bad. Nothing is taboo anymore.
My stupid cousin who is voting for the Green candidate.
In India they drink their morning piss. Been doing it for hundreds? thousands? of years.
Not sure what that says about their culture.
PJ – They did their laundry/ dry cleaning with urine, too. So weird. lol
MJA – Since I’ve heard that urine turns to ammonia, they probably did. 🙂
Just remembered something. Don’t some truck engines now require urea to be added to the fuel.
Vanity and Stupidity = Sucker!
There’s one born every minute and they all vote democRat!
That’s why they love it when their politicians pee on the heads and tell ’em it’s just raining!
Man, there isn’t enough band width to hold my list but a good start would be every moron who takes a knee to protest the very country that allows them to succeed instead of putting their money where their ignorance is to make it better.
There about 1.5 billion others but only after I consumed large quantities of bacon and ham.
WHAT THE-
Okay, definitely nominating Rafael Cruz Sr. and Will Smith. Definitely.
Go crazy you two, merry christmas or something.
Rachel Maddow sorry Ralph Maddow!
oh and the Ayatollah.
Rafael Cruz Sr really? Why because he killed Kennedy?
No, because Rafael is a dominionist piece of shit. What is with that killed Kennedy bull? Who cares if Trump trolled about it, I can’t help but feel like YOU spread that one around to purposefully AVOID talking about the ideologies that the Cruz family hold near and dear. Dominionists are frickin’ creepy economically minded ‘Christians’ that want to control literally everything and oust those who they believe to be ‘wicked’ and ‘unworthy’ of wealth and power. [BUT IT’S FOR ‘GOD’ SO IT’S OKAY!’]
Thanks 1960s/1970s for introducing yet another bullshit religious sect. No, really. The drugs and demons really helped out there. I’m sure.
Burning Man 2016!
OK, urine for a real treat. Here’s 99 items of pee trivia:
Hillary. Definitely Hillary. No question what so ever.
Every liberal I know.
so when i wake up with morning wood, i shouldn’t try to bend over to hit the bowl anymore? just let-er rip into my own face? for my health?…
Dude, that’s a piss hard on not wood.
I shouldn’t even type this… Martha Raddatz. She bawled me out for, “Not speaking English…” when I explained a telephone problem to her.
And I know how to speak retard.
My goodness, but there are so many! I don’t know why but the first thing that came to mind was any #NeverTrump wanker, followed by Lena Dunham.
I wouldn’t piss on her face if she was on fire. But I’d piss on her face if I found her on a stair landing with a broken neck weakly whining for help.
Here’s your fucking help…
They know they can get some beauty products for skin problems already made up and at the store, right? ew.
You must apply with a “clean, damp cloth”.
I mean it has to be clean before I piss on it?
Here all these years I’ve been using soap, water and a clean cloth.
What’s next?
I’m sending my own pee and 3 cotton balls to Tim Kaine, right after I’ve had some Jalapenos. His face bothers me.
Sorry you can’t have my piss, I wash my with it. Piss….rinse…..repeat.
Hair
You’re a bunch a pissers, y’all are.
Aw, c’mon Moe Tom – don’t get all wee-wee’d up now! (-:
Uncle Al, I’d join y’all but I can only piddle half a shot glass.
So what do you all do when out in the woods and get a dirty wound? Literally, wash it out with your own pee. Old, old school Roman remedy. Of course, maybe that’s why the Roman empire collapsed.
I was wondering what Gwyneth Paltrow was up to lately. Not really, but now I know anyway, apparently.
I dunno about facials, but me boots have a fine luster about them….
Angela Merkel
Harry Reid
Sultan Erdogan
Nancy Pelosi
A certain Nameless Senator from Texas
Son of a mailman.
The wacko hoarder on the road who keeps dumping unspayed cats and then drown her in a bucket of the same stuff.
A former program director, _______ the Barbarian.
Gary Johnson
I expect Johnson and Reid would enjoy especially if you used a riding crop after the facial.
Ah, I feel better now. It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
“…right after I’ve had some Jalapenos…”
…with asparagus.
When I was young, yesterday, I use to take 30 grams of complexed Aminos a day, B 12, Tribulus, DHEA, and Creatine in massive amounts. Anybody exposed to that extrement was getting hit with the fountain of youth.
“…right after I’ve had some Jalapenos…”
“…with asparagus. ”
To be followed by a Carolina Reaper pepper enema. Imagine Killary’s face after that treatment.
Chris Wallace, Bret Baier, and Megan Kelly could use a dousing.
Well, better that than fecal matter.
Colin Copperhead could use a renewal wash and that louse in NY, DeBarfio.
Now all we need are some empty Chanel No. 5 bottles.
If I remember that’s called a ‘Golden Shower’ and costs $50 bucks.
I’m gettin’ OLD!
In MY days, they called it
a “golden shower.”
But people STILL paid EXTRA
for it back then!
Get used to that and then the Hillary Shit Sandwich won’t taste so bad. Nothing is taboo anymore.
My stupid cousin who is voting for the Green candidate.
In India they drink their morning piss. Been doing it for hundreds? thousands? of years.
Not sure what that says about their culture.
PJ – They did their laundry/ dry cleaning with urine, too. So weird. lol
MJA – Since I’ve heard that urine turns to ammonia, they probably did. 🙂
Just remembered something. Don’t some truck engines now require urea to be added to the fuel.
Vanity and Stupidity = Sucker!
There’s one born every minute and they all vote democRat!
That’s why they love it when their politicians pee on the heads and tell ’em it’s just raining!
Man, there isn’t enough band width to hold my list but a good start would be every moron who takes a knee to protest the very country that allows them to succeed instead of putting their money where their ignorance is to make it better.
There about 1.5 billion others but only after I consumed large quantities of bacon and ham.
WHAT THE-
Okay, definitely nominating Rafael Cruz Sr. and Will Smith. Definitely.
Go crazy you two, merry christmas or something.
Rachel Maddow sorry Ralph Maddow!
oh and the Ayatollah.
Rafael Cruz Sr really? Why because he killed Kennedy?
No, because Rafael is a dominionist piece of shit. What is with that killed Kennedy bull? Who cares if Trump trolled about it, I can’t help but feel like YOU spread that one around to purposefully AVOID talking about the ideologies that the Cruz family hold near and dear. Dominionists are frickin’ creepy economically minded ‘Christians’ that want to control literally everything and oust those who they believe to be ‘wicked’ and ‘unworthy’ of wealth and power. [BUT IT’S FOR ‘GOD’ SO IT’S OKAY!’]
Thanks 1960s/1970s for introducing yet another bullshit religious sect. No, really. The drugs and demons really helped out there. I’m sure.
Burning Man 2016!
OK, urine for a real treat. Here’s 99 items of pee trivia:
http://facts.randomhistory.com/facts-about-urine.html
Anybody up for some “Chinook Olives”…?
😛
@Vietvet
#18 18.The Billy goat urinates all over his belly, chest, and beard to attract a mate
So that’s way Moslems love goats so much.
…why…not way
@Eugenia: “Way” kinda works, too.
😛
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