Obviously, Joe has a much higher probability of getting laid, can build things with his calloused hands and enjoys a contented life.
Jim is a chronic bedwetter and his mother can no longer wash his bedclothing daily without electricity. Jim can get out of his massive debt and do us all a favor.
33
Joe voted for Hillary in the general election.
14
Damn, tough crowd.
Sounds to me like Joe is sleeping with Aaron Burr’s wife. 🙂
40
Jim’s kids transgender
12
Loco…. why’d you blow it? We had a nice thread goin’ and you start goin’ all Joe on me. The hell,man?
Anyway, Joe belongs to the Church of Satan.
11
Loco,
Jim’s wife is another dude.
20
Mickey givin’ Loco the reach around! What will our hero do?
Lol!
Joe seems to get easily angered.
UPDATE: THIS THREAD IS RUINT!!!!! You cant edit your post after the fact. I already posted a cutting response. JESU…… ffffffFFFFFFF. NOW I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT.
Who am I raggin’ on again? Jerry? Jimmy……. Christ….. worst porn site on the net….. mutter mutter……
16
Jim believes R Kelly and Jussie Smollette are innocent victims on white supremacy.
20
Aaron Burr , BFF of Reggie Love
6
And without electricity, Jim will have to wash his man-bun in cold water. With no opportunities in his chosen major, Jim will have to fall back on the other skills he learned in college like, protesting, agitating, tight jean wearing, and PBR drinking.
Yep, he’s a real turn-on for real women.
14
Jim will vote the rest of us into slavery.
26
Jim is triggered (again)
13
Jim was thrown out of the Special Olympics for doping.
17
Joe is using a Come Along.
Jim has never seen one.
Jim is lamenting Joe’s white privilege.
22
Jim will declare he is really a Honduran refugee in his heart and demand minority status, asylum, and benefits, and oh yeah, $50k.
18
Jim still has his cell phone and is currently flash mobbing Chick Fil A.
Because Joes wife works there……
15
Jim swears at construction workers for delaying his drive to the soup kitchens and Antifa meetings.
24
Jim has synced his pseudo-menstrual cycle to the actual lunar calendar. Or maybe the lady upstairs in his apt building, whichever comes first. He’s WOKE.
17
TIME OUT.. FLAG ON THE FIELD….
Does Jim own a car? Doesn’t seem very Jim…. maybe he borrowed it.
GAME ON!!!
14
@Ref -It’s a Prius of course.
16
And to think….I almost didn’t click on this Story !!! 🙂 🙂
Oh…and keeping with the direction of the comments
“Joe’s scheduled for Penis REDUCTION Surgery”
12
“Jim has synced his pseudo-menstrual cycle to the actual lunar calendar”
Damn….. that’s gonna be tough to beat.
13
Jim (which I doubt is his real name, more likely “Seth”) has all the blue-haired trans-fems all-a twitter. A bonified womenizer.
12
I’m still enjoying;
“Jim has synced his pseudo-menstrual cycle to the actual lunar calendar”
And Loco’s…
“Soon Jim will be paid for “unwilling to work”…”
HOWEVER… Jim is capable of manmspreading while Joe crosses his legs at the ankles.
9
Can we make Jim and Joe this sites official “Goofus” and “Gallant”?
14
Jim is standing where Joe wants to piss. Joe is on a tight schedule.
Doesn’t even have time to say “Sorry Jim”.
14
@AB- Did you stick a paperclip in an outlet when you were a child? Is that why you hate electricians/linemen?
5
When Jim strokes his come along it’s not the same as Joe’s.
10
Hate? Man, are you on the wrong thread. It’s just a game. As I mentioned above, it’s like the old Goofus and Gallant cartoons.
Jim hates his penis and balls. He wants desperately to be one of Bill Clinton’s girlfriends. (or Hillary’s)
8
Jim doesn’t hate his balls. He’s manspreading. He does however, have a drinking problem.
Joe?….. I dunno’…. what’s he hiding behind those dark glasses? Tears? Bruises? TWO CROSSED EYES THAT KEPT HIM OUT OF THE MILITARY!?!?!?!
9
Jim’s wondering if His stupid Mom forgot to get Hot Pockets AGAIN!!!
15
Time out for a second. This original post is a little off pay grade wise.
My career was in electric/natural gas. Linemen generally average $140,000 per year due to storm restoration. Even more when they get sent to other states to help with disaster relief. If they work for a good utility company they will retire at 57 with a buy out around $400,000 plus what ever they did with 401k or stock option plans. Smart linemen retire with $1 million in the bank.
Philosophy grads generally have to get a PHD to reach that level. Generally they would end up teaching in college. The jobs are few.
They usually have less exciting lives. The outdoors makes them nervous. I know two such people. One is a relative, the other a son of a doctor friend. They are decent people but I doubt they could even physically start a lawn mower.
Okay, back to the game.
Carry on.
20
Joe can’t keep the power on in Venezuela.
10
Jim insists that men have periods too.
12
More like Jim is sleeping with Joe’s brother.
11
Jim’s Mom and Dad yell down the basement steps to tell him he should be more like Joe. So does the last girl he tried to date.
14
Jim’s man bun is really used like a saddle horn
15
TIMEARU IS UP!!!!! IRU CHEF IS…….JOE!!!
“That’s right Takashi-san, Joe clearly had mastery in this battle while Jim couldn’t let go of his secret ingredient….. weak tea in a Jack Daniels bottle.”
9
Joe once killed a cougar with his bare hands
14
THAT COUGAR WAS JIMS MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Now we know what he’s hiding behind those dark glasses….. GUILT.
13
Jim in the keeper of the Gayborhood mirror ball.
6
Joe’s balls weigh 2 tons and put out buckets of sperm
5
Jim has a high probability of developing cervical cancer.
12
Jim cleans out his parent’s cat’s litter box twice a day. It’s upstairs…
7
Jim ran for congress in Joes district…. and won.
6
LOLOLOL U funny guys. My machinist ass is gonna go make another drink
12
Jim rallies against evil capitalist pigs. Has iphone, movado watch, and drinks Starbucks’cofefe’.
11
Joe’s kids will be America’s soldiers.
Jim’s will wind up on drugs.
8
Joe doesn’t open the line switches to splice cable, he ain’t got time for that shit.
Jim breaks out in a sweat if he has to turn the lights on right after his mother mopped, knowing he’ll probably get electrocuted.
12
Jim thinks Whoopi Goldberg is hot.
10
Jim was manufactueed by the ( – we did surrender our schooks, didnt we?)
Joe is a dying breed, unless we take back our schools from freaks running them.
10
jim watches “Helen”
5
Jim’s Dad drinks because of his idiot son.
Joe has to listen to him at the bar.
14
Jim agrees with Ilhan Omar. He hates Jews too.
6
Jim waxes his nostrils
8
We’re all working to support Jim so he’s not stupid, just evil. (We’re the stupid ones.)
11
Jim was a famous trapeze artist until the diarrhea incident
10
BREAKING: Congressman Jim(D-IA) held hostage in North Korea after solidarity mission.
8
Jim spends hours wondering whether or not, if Joe falls off a pole when no one is around, he makes any sound when he hits the ground.
Joe spends approximately zero time wondering about any aspect of Jim’s worthless life.
14
Joe repairs damaged high voltage lines
Jim makes lattes as a barista
10
Be honest, Fur. You didn’t expect this post to get all explode-y, did you?
Joe climbs tall poles that carry high voltage that may kill him instantly.
Jim climbs not so tall poles that carry God knows what that will kill him not so instantly.
14
Joe has a purposely life,
Jim not any at all,
Kind like Republicans and Democrats,,
I’ll stay with Trump,,,
5
Thank you, F4UCorsair. (March 8, 2019 at 2:41 pm)
Call me Jim.
6
OMG!!!! Congressman Jim is being held hostage!!!!
Will Joe selflessly travel to N. Korea to turn the power back on and save Jim?
5
Your welcome Jim(my)!
3
Jim is that prick in the video we watched last night who was ringing the bell to disrupt that Student Republican meeting in Portland.
Joe was at that meeting and is now disconnecting the electricity to Jim’s parent’s house.
5
Jim prefers James to Jim.
6
I have too much invested in this story to leave Jim stranded in North Korea.
Also, someone ask the Ref if Jim is indeed gay. He looks….unappealing to either gender.
6
Jim is trying to sell his liver on the black market, before it becomes spotted and unsellable.
He has a few weeks to find a buyer.
4
Guys with top knots are stupid cucks.
4
Jim can end his student debt problems easily and cheaply.
3
This comment thread wins the internet for the day!
3
Much like the epic 1984 bench clearing brawl between the Reds and the Cubs, this call has gone back and forth.
Jim, although professing to be straight, did “experiment” in college.
Therefore…. FOUL BALL!!!
GAME ON!
3
HA! Jim is ghey, and that means he’s part of a “protected class.”
Pretty sure Joe needs to spring him in order to avoid a human rights violation against us. All we need is the Downton Abbey collection on blue ray to bribe Kim.
3
Jim believes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s is a MENSA member
5
Joe is actually a voyeur.
He is currently watching Bill Clinton and R.Kelly gang bang a 12 year-old quadriplegic-epileptic with Tourette Syndrome.
Sick bastards.
3
Wow…. this thread got sinister all of a sudden…. I never considered this. Joe is actually the reason that the phone calls are coming from inside the house.
No… I can’t go down this road. I refuse to believe Joe is actually a CIA asset tapping our phone lines… although those sun glasses are starting to creep me out and I can hear the X-Files theme playing in the background…
3
Jim FINALLY got a job as a teacher’s aide in a toney preschool. He teaches aesthetics from the Hegelian perspective…
3
Joe! That’s me!
No! Jim!
No … wate … is this a trik kweschun?
2
Jim died.
The light bulb he stuffed up his arse broke and he bled to death.
Instead of sending flowers, please chip in for another light bulb.
The curlicue type, (Jim’s favorite)
Peace/out.
3
You’d think he’s dead but we have recent video of Jim driving a box truck right into Joes bucket lift.
Jim is sleeping with Joes wife.
Joe’s wife is stupid’…
More likely Jim is sleeping with Joe’s nephew.
Joes kids vape.
Soon Jim will be paid for “unwilling to work”…
Obviously, Joe has a much higher probability of getting laid, can build things with his calloused hands and enjoys a contented life.
Jim is a chronic bedwetter and his mother can no longer wash his bedclothing daily without electricity. Jim can get out of his massive debt and do us all a favor.
Joe voted for Hillary in the general election.
Damn, tough crowd.
Sounds to me like Joe is sleeping with Aaron Burr’s wife. 🙂
Jim’s kids transgender
Loco…. why’d you blow it? We had a nice thread goin’ and you start goin’ all Joe on me. The hell,man?
Anyway, Joe belongs to the Church of Satan.
Loco,
Jim’s wife is another dude.
Mickey givin’ Loco the reach around! What will our hero do?
Lol!
Joe seems to get easily angered.
UPDATE: THIS THREAD IS RUINT!!!!! You cant edit your post after the fact. I already posted a cutting response. JESU…… ffffffFFFFFFF. NOW I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT.
Who am I raggin’ on again? Jerry? Jimmy……. Christ….. worst porn site on the net….. mutter mutter……
Jim believes R Kelly and Jussie Smollette are innocent victims on white supremacy.
Aaron Burr , BFF of Reggie Love
And without electricity, Jim will have to wash his man-bun in cold water. With no opportunities in his chosen major, Jim will have to fall back on the other skills he learned in college like, protesting, agitating, tight jean wearing, and PBR drinking.
Yep, he’s a real turn-on for real women.
Jim will vote the rest of us into slavery.
Jim is triggered (again)
Jim was thrown out of the Special Olympics for doping.
Joe is using a Come Along.
Jim has never seen one.
Jim is lamenting Joe’s white privilege.
Jim will declare he is really a Honduran refugee in his heart and demand minority status, asylum, and benefits, and oh yeah, $50k.
Jim still has his cell phone and is currently flash mobbing Chick Fil A.
Because Joes wife works there……
Jim swears at construction workers for delaying his drive to the soup kitchens and Antifa meetings.
Jim has synced his pseudo-menstrual cycle to the actual lunar calendar. Or maybe the lady upstairs in his apt building, whichever comes first. He’s WOKE.
TIME OUT.. FLAG ON THE FIELD….
Does Jim own a car? Doesn’t seem very Jim…. maybe he borrowed it.
GAME ON!!!
@Ref -It’s a Prius of course.
And to think….I almost didn’t click on this Story !!! 🙂 🙂
Oh…and keeping with the direction of the comments
“Joe’s scheduled for Penis REDUCTION Surgery”
“Jim has synced his pseudo-menstrual cycle to the actual lunar calendar”
Damn….. that’s gonna be tough to beat.
Jim (which I doubt is his real name, more likely “Seth”) has all the blue-haired trans-fems all-a twitter. A bonified womenizer.
I’m still enjoying;
“Jim has synced his pseudo-menstrual cycle to the actual lunar calendar”
And Loco’s…
“Soon Jim will be paid for “unwilling to work”…”
HOWEVER… Jim is capable of manmspreading while Joe crosses his legs at the ankles.
Can we make Jim and Joe this sites official “Goofus” and “Gallant”?
Jim is standing where Joe wants to piss. Joe is on a tight schedule.
Doesn’t even have time to say “Sorry Jim”.
@AB- Did you stick a paperclip in an outlet when you were a child? Is that why you hate electricians/linemen?
When Jim strokes his come along it’s not the same as Joe’s.
Hate? Man, are you on the wrong thread. It’s just a game. As I mentioned above, it’s like the old Goofus and Gallant cartoons.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Goofus_and_Gallant_-_October_1980.jpg
Anyway…..
JOE WISHES HE HAD SCORED HIGHER ON HIS SATS.
JIM WISHES HE HAD HIGHER STATS.
Jim hates his penis and balls. He wants desperately to be one of Bill Clinton’s girlfriends. (or Hillary’s)
Jim doesn’t hate his balls. He’s manspreading. He does however, have a drinking problem.
Joe?….. I dunno’…. what’s he hiding behind those dark glasses? Tears? Bruises? TWO CROSSED EYES THAT KEPT HIM OUT OF THE MILITARY!?!?!?!
Jim’s wondering if His stupid Mom forgot to get Hot Pockets AGAIN!!!
Time out for a second. This original post is a little off pay grade wise.
My career was in electric/natural gas. Linemen generally average $140,000 per year due to storm restoration. Even more when they get sent to other states to help with disaster relief. If they work for a good utility company they will retire at 57 with a buy out around $400,000 plus what ever they did with 401k or stock option plans. Smart linemen retire with $1 million in the bank.
Philosophy grads generally have to get a PHD to reach that level. Generally they would end up teaching in college. The jobs are few.
They usually have less exciting lives. The outdoors makes them nervous. I know two such people. One is a relative, the other a son of a doctor friend. They are decent people but I doubt they could even physically start a lawn mower.
Okay, back to the game.
Carry on.
Joe can’t keep the power on in Venezuela.
Jim insists that men have periods too.
More like Jim is sleeping with Joe’s brother.
Jim’s Mom and Dad yell down the basement steps to tell him he should be more like Joe. So does the last girl he tried to date.
Jim’s man bun is really used like a saddle horn
TIMEARU IS UP!!!!! IRU CHEF IS…….JOE!!!
“That’s right Takashi-san, Joe clearly had mastery in this battle while Jim couldn’t let go of his secret ingredient….. weak tea in a Jack Daniels bottle.”
Joe once killed a cougar with his bare hands
THAT COUGAR WAS JIMS MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Now we know what he’s hiding behind those dark glasses….. GUILT.
Jim in the keeper of the Gayborhood mirror ball.
Joe’s balls weigh 2 tons and put out buckets of sperm
Jim has a high probability of developing cervical cancer.
Jim cleans out his parent’s cat’s litter box twice a day. It’s upstairs…
Jim ran for congress in Joes district…. and won.
LOLOLOL U funny guys. My machinist ass is gonna go make another drink
Jim rallies against evil capitalist pigs. Has iphone, movado watch, and drinks Starbucks’cofefe’.
Joe’s kids will be America’s soldiers.
Jim’s will wind up on drugs.
Joe doesn’t open the line switches to splice cable, he ain’t got time for that shit.
Jim breaks out in a sweat if he has to turn the lights on right after his mother mopped, knowing he’ll probably get electrocuted.
Jim thinks Whoopi Goldberg is hot.
Jim was manufactueed by the ( – we did surrender our schooks, didnt we?)
Joe is a dying breed, unless we take back our schools from freaks running them.
jim watches “Helen”
Jim’s Dad drinks because of his idiot son.
Joe has to listen to him at the bar.
Jim agrees with Ilhan Omar. He hates Jews too.
Jim waxes his nostrils
We’re all working to support Jim so he’s not stupid, just evil. (We’re the stupid ones.)
Jim was a famous trapeze artist until the diarrhea incident
BREAKING: Congressman Jim(D-IA) held hostage in North Korea after solidarity mission.
Jim spends hours wondering whether or not, if Joe falls off a pole when no one is around, he makes any sound when he hits the ground.
Joe spends approximately zero time wondering about any aspect of Jim’s worthless life.
Joe repairs damaged high voltage lines
Jim makes lattes as a barista
Be honest, Fur. You didn’t expect this post to get all explode-y, did you?
Joe climbs tall poles that carry high voltage that may kill him instantly.
Jim climbs not so tall poles that carry God knows what that will kill him not so instantly.
Joe has a purposely life,
Jim not any at all,
Kind like Republicans and Democrats,,
I’ll stay with Trump,,,
Thank you, F4UCorsair. (March 8, 2019 at 2:41 pm)
Call me Jim.
OMG!!!! Congressman Jim is being held hostage!!!!
Will Joe selflessly travel to N. Korea to turn the power back on and save Jim?
Your welcome Jim(my)!
Jim is that prick in the video we watched last night who was ringing the bell to disrupt that Student Republican meeting in Portland.
Joe was at that meeting and is now disconnecting the electricity to Jim’s parent’s house.
Jim prefers James to Jim.
I have too much invested in this story to leave Jim stranded in North Korea.
Also, someone ask the Ref if Jim is indeed gay. He looks….unappealing to either gender.
Jim is trying to sell his liver on the black market, before it becomes spotted and unsellable.
He has a few weeks to find a buyer.
Guys with top knots are stupid cucks.
Jim can end his student debt problems easily and cheaply.
This comment thread wins the internet for the day!
Much like the epic 1984 bench clearing brawl between the Reds and the Cubs, this call has gone back and forth.
Jim, although professing to be straight, did “experiment” in college.
Therefore…. FOUL BALL!!!
GAME ON!
HA! Jim is ghey, and that means he’s part of a “protected class.”
Pretty sure Joe needs to spring him in order to avoid a human rights violation against us. All we need is the Downton Abbey collection on blue ray to bribe Kim.
Jim believes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s is a MENSA member
Joe is actually a voyeur.
He is currently watching Bill Clinton and R.Kelly gang bang a 12 year-old quadriplegic-epileptic with Tourette Syndrome.
Sick bastards.
Wow…. this thread got sinister all of a sudden…. I never considered this. Joe is actually the reason that the phone calls are coming from inside the house.
No… I can’t go down this road. I refuse to believe Joe is actually a CIA asset tapping our phone lines… although those sun glasses are starting to creep me out and I can hear the X-Files theme playing in the background…
Jim FINALLY got a job as a teacher’s aide in a toney preschool. He teaches aesthetics from the Hegelian perspective…
Joe! That’s me!
No! Jim!
No … wate … is this a trik kweschun?
Jim died.
The light bulb he stuffed up his arse broke and he bled to death.
Instead of sending flowers, please chip in for another light bulb.
The curlicue type, (Jim’s favorite)
Peace/out.
You’d think he’s dead but we have recent video of Jim driving a box truck right into Joes bucket lift.