A Boston Red Sox outfielder, Mookie Betts, drove himself and teammate, Travis Shaw, into a pond with a golf cart during a round of golf.
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Yea no more driving for me pic.twitter.com/vKyKI8qG3x
— mookiebetts (@mookiebetts) February 14, 2016
People who have seen Obama play golf do not call what he does playing golf. Besides it is a white game not germane to the hood!
However, cart jumping into the pond would fit his skills!
I’ve heard of Mookie.
What is it about Massachusetts, vehicles, and bodies of water that is so naturally attractive?
Why Boston would ever sign a guy named Mookie is beyond me.
Why couldn’t he be playing with Obama?
Cuz Reggie would caw his eyes out.
claw too
Mookie’s a good guy, great ballplayer, with a weird name.
So, how many strokes does THAT count on your score card?
I dunno. Is he doing the breast stroke?
No big deal…unless a full cooler was lost in the melee. Unforgivable.
Loved the tweet.
@BFH: Did I hear you say somebody needed a breast stroked…?
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Speaking of Obama…who’s with me to chip in for a week’s vacation for him at the Cibolo Creek Ranch?