Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
A: With a crowbar.
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That’s how Jose Jimenez first went into space….
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Roll over and call the fire department – or the doctor, whichever comes first.
(I assume they actually meant “Cypress” – as in the tree. I have no idea what “Cypress” smells like compared to other conifers, or “Cyprus,” the island, for that matter.)
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And you’d better lie on your belly all night or otherwise you might spontaneously combust. And who thinks up these dumb ideas in the first place? And forget about any sheets for cover.
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Wouldn’t that create one hell of a butt plug with all the melting wax leaking down into your asshole?
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I hope they come in baseball bat size!
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Fart & blow your balls off……
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Part of the green new deal to save electricity. The idea came to AOC in a dream
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This clearly belongs to Miley Cyprus
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Maybe because nobody cares if Cypriots (yes, really) get offended by the slur. Just try calling it the Congo Alarm Clock.
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“The idea came to AOC in a dream.”
So it’s the Idiot Injun Alarm lock, then.
How. Unngh.
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Some ass hole will be trying to burn it on both ends.
Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
A: With a crowbar.
That’s how Jose Jimenez first went into space….
Roll over and call the fire department – or the doctor, whichever comes first.
(I assume they actually meant “Cypress” – as in the tree. I have no idea what “Cypress” smells like compared to other conifers, or “Cyprus,” the island, for that matter.)
And you’d better lie on your belly all night or otherwise you might spontaneously combust. And who thinks up these dumb ideas in the first place? And forget about any sheets for cover.
Wouldn’t that create one hell of a butt plug with all the melting wax leaking down into your asshole?
I hope they come in baseball bat size!
Fart & blow your balls off……
Part of the green new deal to save electricity. The idea came to AOC in a dream
This clearly belongs to Miley Cyprus
Maybe because nobody cares if Cypriots (yes, really) get offended by the slur. Just try calling it the Congo Alarm Clock.
“The idea came to AOC in a dream.”
So it’s the Idiot Injun Alarm lock, then.
How. Unngh.
Some ass hole will be trying to burn it on both ends.
POW to the Moon Alice!
Ouch!
My bladder works better.
I stuck in my thumb and pulled out a plum!
Do they come in brown?