Because an angry, drunken vegan plowed into it.
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Good. She can stew in a jail cell and ponder if she should smash Subway’s windows or support them for their 50% chicken meat sandwich.
Liberals are mentally ill
Probably no husband. Maybe no kids. Plenty of veggies in the frig and cupboard for her and her cats. From the look on her face, I’d say she never runs out of cucumbers.
I noticed that a lot of violent people don’t eat bacon.
I didn’t realize the zombie hoard had made it so close to my home base (my dad lives about 20 miles from her). The surrounding area is heavily agricultural with hundreds of chicken houses and thousands of beef cows (and other animal husbandry as well – and a lot of hay fields to feed the livestock).
We ain’t claimin’ this one – she has to be a “foreign” transplant or a bad seed from local people at the least. What I’m sayin’ is “she ain’t from around here and don’t belong here”. She could be an escapee from the small hippie conclave that seems to have invaded Athens and the University of GA lately.
@Engelburka – – Subway is one of about only 2 or 3 “restaurants” left in Comer, GA these days (and the Subway “shop” is part of the inside of a gas station to boot). So the local Subway may be safe from her wrath LOL.
“a vegan with anger issues”
Want to impress me? Find a vegan w/o anger issues.
(Insert obligatory comment concerning a “fowl deed” here)
🙂
Give her Oreo Peeps for 30 days as she sobers up in jail.
Oh her way out offer her a coupon for Chik-fil-A
Um… How can a vegan be really drunk?
Why don’t we call Superchicken out of retirement to peck her to death. Buck, buck, Buckah!
Brooke, it’s called beer with a V-8 chaser.
Giving new meaning to the phrase “Playing chicken”!
here’s the main difference between Vegetarians and Vegans:
Vegetarians pretty much have a live & let live attitude towards us carnivores. “You don’t make me eat hamburgers, I won’t make you eat tofu”
But Vegans are a hateful, evil cult of fucktards who yearn, Crave, HUNGER to literally FORCE their weird, twisted lifestyle down our throats.
The fascist Socialist Hitler was a Vegan and look at how that piece of shit turned out.
Pro Tip: pronounce it “VEE-Junn” – IT INFURIATES THEM!! 😀
“I noticed that a lot of violent people don’t eat bacon.”
F*&^ing genius! It’s true!
Eating bacon could save the world!
Now to break the news to my Doc and his no-bacon-makes-you-violent-diet.
I’ll get back to my plans for bread made of bacon so I can have a bacon-in-bacon sandwich…
“But Vegans are a hateful, evil cult of fucktards who yearn, Crave, HUNGER to literally FORCE their weird, twisted lifestyle down our throats.”
You’re going to have to be more specific.
Tell me how that’s different than today’s Liberal-Democrat-Progressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms0Jr_w-1e8