Hockey coach versus Soccer coach- (bad language)
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So True , Soccer is Fun For the Kiddos and it Keeps Them in Shape in The Off Season ! I Know it’s a Hard Sport at High Levels, But it’s Really A Third World Sport… Watering Down Baseball’s Talent Pool !!!
Q. Why do so many American kids play soccer?
A. So they don’t have to watch it.
Saxindacity,
It’s used as a cross between making the kids get some exercise and a babysitting service.
Soccer, the perfect sport for girly men.
Watching a soccer game is like viewing an expanded version of Monty Pythons “run like a girl race”.
Watching soccer, watching golf or watching paint dry?
I’m going with Glidden.
Soccer is for snowflakes
And what are all the snowflakes going to do when they realize that there are more concussions from soccer than football.
soccer is not a “spectator sport” for real men.
only fags could watch a sport that if you walk away from it for most of the game and when you came back you see you didn’t miss any of the highlights.
Why play soccer when you can play foosball?
Corky : When They Realize Hitting The Damn Ball Off Their Head Is Concusive, They’ll Wear NFL Helmuts and Run Around Like Bobble Heads !!!
Ya’ll never hoid a Soccer coach say this:
If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner`s testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:
1. Red is positive
2. Black is negative
3. Make sure his nuts are wet
Hank Hill told us all we need to know about soccer
BFH will you lighten up on soccer…guys who squat to pee deserve to have a sport they can call their own!
Before I turned off of all professional sports, due to various strikes, commercials, high ticket prices, I used to be a virulent hockey fan.
Soccer really IS the most boring sport I have EVER seen.
That video speaks volumes…priceless.
And another reason why I’m a huge hockey fan.
A few in the NFL tried that crap, and they got 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.
They also have REVIEW CAMERAS to check such nonsense. It’s like the British ignore bullshit no matter how obvious it is: soccer drama / jihadists….
But then there was the time Brandi Chastain ripped her shirt off in the 1999 World Cup.
Still can’t watch soccer.
Hockey is the toughest sport; in what other sport does a foul send a player to JAIL (penalty box)?
I see here a bunch of armchair-quarterbacking pussies who don’t know shit about what they are talking about. Soccer is a very boring sport to watch, pussies, ’cause it is sport to be played, not-stop, especially a roving positions, the entire game is constant running, kicking, dodging dirty kicks, getting cleated, tripped, pushed down, etc.
There are no 15 minute pauses for disputed plays or obscenely celebrated 5 yard runs, or fatassed backs that can only run several yards at a time or they hyperventilate. This is a game little or no padding, and we kicked our shin pads of as soon as the game started. This is a REAL “full contact” sport. There a lot of broken bones, and in fact those who want to get to really kick some ass on the field can, and get away with it much more often.
This is a game where small kids are equalized to big kids by speed, coordination, practice, and technical knowledge/skill. Size can be, and often is a big hindrance to scoring opportunities(but an advantage in defense).
Soccer is CHEAP! It is an affordable sport in schools that can not afford hundreds of dollars per player (funded by taxpayers, and often a direct cause of public school WASTE)like private schools and magnet schools, and homeschoolers.
Kids usually do NOT have a choice where they get sent to school and should be always exposed to organized sports opportunities. They should be encouraged always to get off their lazy fat asses and not have to listen to lazy fat-assed TV-watching, beer drinking football/hockey bigot armchair commentators who long ago forgot what it’s like to go to practice every day, run windsprints, dance through the tires, and have a big bruiser run full into you with no pads between, or take a direct kick full in the face, or balls.
I hate the pencil-necked, commie-lib, weenie, vegetarian, God-hating fascist geeks who want to force an end to any sport for whatever reason, but not everybody lives in the city where taxpayers foot the immense bills for football and hockey; where only a limited few special kids get to play. I hate those friggin’ commie-libs who want America to be just like every other country in the world, ‘CAUSE WE ARE NOT, and when we are it will be all over for the greatest country that ever stood athwart the entire planet and shouted “STOP!”.
We had a hockey player on one of the teams I played on in high school who had lost his front teeth in hockey and was always bragging about it, but he was a wuss both in practice and on the field. He and another guy who had previously boxed were always whining about having to take hits without pads. The boxer was a fat-ass, and had to play goalie ’cause he couldn’t run, and he was lousy at that cause he couldn’t leap or jump either.
Prejudice against a particular game ’cause fag libs like it is being ignorant and bigoted in exactly the same way they are bigoted. The way to real physical reality for those many kids who are not getting it – which is the immediate path to other forms of reality – is organized sports, and hard fought competition to WIN! Kids should be encouraged compete hard at WHATEVER they have an opportunity to play at or work at, and not hear that some sports just aren’t as good others and not worth getting their butts up out of their couch in front of the TV/computer/cell phone/video games.
Hey Brad: you want to take this?