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What picture on the wall in your room would make you check out of the hotel?
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What picture on the wall in your room would make you check out of the hotel?
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Barack or Michelle Obama, Bill, Hillary or Chelsea, Malcom X, Al Sharpton, Bruce Jenner, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Jesse Jackson, Occasional Cortex, Maxine Waters, Sheila Lee Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer.
Other than that, I’m probably ok.
Oh, and Jussie Smellit
O-Fucking-Bama
Hate him with a white hot passion
Anything in the clown genre.
That’s pretty pathetic.
I remember a painting that depicted black Jesus (humongous, and coming from the clouds) bestowing a house and cars to a black family. Something changed in me that day.
I doubt I would have noticed a picture of a General of any kind… especially in a hotel.
A painting of Leon Panetta would be obscure and random enough to make me start packing the bags.
Whatever, hyphen.
Jared from Subway
Bugsy Malone
I would rest easy under a painting of Robert Edward Lee… but I reckon I’d have problems resting easy under a painting of William Tecumseh Sherman.
Photographs of Sherman exude insanity. Useful insanity, but insanity none the less.
A portrait of Dorian
Jeffrey Epstein
Darryl Strawberry
I’m not the kind of guy that sees pictures on a wall. I couldn’t tell you the color of the wall, the carpet, or the ceiling. I couldn’t even tell you if the teevee worked or not. If I don’t get hot water in the morning I would notice that. I guess after you’ve spent enough nights in hotels they all look the same. Even the nice ones.
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Flo.
It would have to be gruesome or normalizing a perversion. Have a picture of pedo action on the wall or a decapitation and I’m outta there.
Show me you’re a sick fk and I’ll believe you. I’ll trust not to sleep near you or on your turf.
PLOT TWIST!!!!
All these paintings are on velvet.
That Lil Sweet guy from the diet dr. pepper ads.
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/w_to/diet-dr-pepper-pillowscape-featuring-justin-guarini
“It’s the sweet onnnnnne….”
Velvet, but animatronic.
Bigger plot twist- They’re not paintings… they’re windows.
GAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unless it’s the fat kid from Goonies. I could watch the truffle shuffle all damn day.
Hillary Clinton spirit cooking a baby.
God, forgive me for that image now in my brain! Ugh.
Larry King. And when you walk to the left of it, it changes to maury povich.
What if the TV was hijacked and you could only see geraldo rivera’s tweets. And pictures.
THE HOTEL ROOM CARPET IS LAVA!!!!!
And every time the hotel phone rings, it’s Lawrence O’Donnell calling to tell you to STOP THE HAMMERING!
You mean like this? or *actual* lava?
https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/lf/maxsquare/hash/41062/29802888/1/AllStar-Rugs-Hand-Tufted-Lava-Black-Area-Rug.jpg
Lava…. honestly. That’s why you always get the room with the double beds. That way you can jump from one side of the room to the other without getting your feet burned.
No one…. no one has ever had to jump from bed to bed to avoid lava?
Just me?
OK I admit it. I have. Also, I don’t leave my leg dangling off the side when I sleep because of the sharks. Bastards!
Breaching sharks that look like lefty politicians (and Darryl Strawberry) in an ocean of lava ON VELVET.
whew!
Now I’ll have to observe what else they are “hiding” in such sleeping quarters ..
Can you imagine her conversation with whoever she complained? Was she expecting that they’d remove it because of her?
Andrew Coumo, Hillary Clinton, Hitler, Satan (am I being redundant?)
Charles mansion. Lennin, (john or Vlad), Mao, pretty much other than that I’m fine I sleep like a baby
I once stayed in a room with a picture of a young woman sitting in a flower garden, most probably wouldn’t have been bothered by it, but she just looked creepy to me and one of those that seemed as if her eyes were following me.
I didn’t check out though, just finally took it off the wall and set it in the floor facing the wall.
Have you got a nickel?
Jeffrey Dahmer or Lorena Bobbitt and I’m outta there.
As long as there are no pictures of Ethel Merman, I sleep well….
Overheard;
Jeffrey Dahmer to Lorena Bobbitt: Are you gonna eat that?
I guarantee you the fucking idiot would have no problem sending their kids to public school in a building named in honor of Woodrow Wilson, THE most racist/segregationist man to be a President since reconstruction. Possibly in the nation’s history.
Virtue signaling shitbags get on my nerves
Had a cursed flight on Southworst airlines back in 2000. Due to lightning the flight was cancelled in Chicago. People bitch so loud at Southworst, they finally gave in and got a limo transporting us to what was the Chicago version of the ‘Overlook Hotel’.
Here’s Johnny,
All night long, not a wink
Last time I was triggered,,,
Kids today, God bless ’em
https://youtu.be/rlsq7zxplmo
The Three Stooges- Fright night 5:44
Swear there was an episode with a pic w/eyballs on the wall. Couldn’t find it.
A store in a local mall is selling purses with First Hatey’s photos covering every inch of that cheap merchandise.
Another reason why I’m glad President Trump is cracking the whip on Chinese tariffs. The Chinese make those Big Mike purses – *shudder*
John Wayne Gacy’s “Laugh, Clown, Laugh,” 18×24 oil, circa 1976.
ME.
Naked.
I was checking in to a hotel once and asked if the porn was disabled.
The valley girl behind the counter said “No! It’s regular people porn you sick bastard!”
I checked in to the hotel across the street instead.
Monkeys or midgets. These little bastards are evil and are plotting to take over.
Mao, Che, Lenin, Stalin, Idi Amin, Pol Pot, but the one that would get me outta there quickest would be Mr. Whipple.
Can I have whatever MJ and Aaron Burr are having?
Monday mornings are a good enough excuse to do drugs…
I went to Wilson Elementary school when I was in 1st grade way back in 1959, 60 years ago, by the way it’s still there. And the next school I went to was named after some guy named Irving, that school is long gone. As far as pictures in hotels/motels go most of them are boring and superficial like elevator music.
https://www.google.com/search?q=marriott+autograph+collection+lucerne+switzerland&rlz=1CAMWDF_enUS687US687&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjKmYCN-cDhAhWlVt8KHY7ABsIQ_AUIDygC&biw=1333&bih=573#imgrc=ljto2L8lbRst3M:
This was on the CEILING of my hotel room in Lucerne. I had to wear a sleep mask because my eyes were drawn to it. Tranny looking scene from some movie.
A picture of a bedbug over the caption, “Our CEO”.