41 Comments on Why You Should Touch Nothing When You’re Out in Public
You don’t have to convince me. I wash my hands after I check the mail box and go through the mail.
I don’t know what the postman was doing in his boxcar before he rolled up. LOL.
Holy crap, I mean holy shit, I mean……I don’t know what to say. You need to throw away your gloves after one day.
I wonder if the Sun had heated up the metal enough that she loved the sensation of a hot rod tucked firmly between her butt cheeks? 🤔
“Don’t touch that groundhog, Baby Elizabeth. You don’t know where it’s been.”
$5 says she works in a kitchen somewhere, preparing people’s food with her bare hands.
@MJA: Sometimes when it’s been raining, my mail will arrive wet. I understand that. However, this summer, when it was very hot and very dry, I noticed some of the letters were slightly damp on one edge. I was puzzled at first, but then I remembered how the postman carries his mailbag: tucked up underneath his arm.
Keep washing those hands.
🙂
I used to be blithely ignorant. And then I started reading this column
That is gross. Now I understand Howard Hughes‘ germaphobia. Lol!
I use my elbow to push elevator call buttons.
Phucka, now I need eye bleach or a twelve pack. Uhg.
Yea, Well I eat germs and
never wash my hands.Dat’s right!
The more germs that enter my body
and I survive them the STRONGER my
body becomes… send a frickin’ Eskamo
to Central American and he will get sick and
die in one month.Send a Bangladesh dude to
Central America and he can drink from the sewer…
and you people that rug your hands with that fake-me-out alcohol shit HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
What percentage of people do you see leaving a public bathroom without washing their hands?
“But I only touched my scrotum and penis to go PEE! Oh, and a little dribble on my fingers, but so what?”
Steel wedgie.
@Half-Assed: I couldn’t tell you what percentage of people engage in that practice, because I don’t closely monitor the bathroom behavior of other males.
They’ve got a name for guys who do that.
Looks like she is reloading that hemorrhoid back into the muzzle.
I live in Nevada. You know what I would NEVER touch? A slot machine or ANYTHING in a casino!! Even sleeping in hotel beds gives me the creeps.
Latex gloves
I carry travel-sized Lysol spray and Lysol wipes with me everywhere. Required for trips to the local germ rich petri dish called Walmart. Also, I wash my hands routinely.
That hepatitis outbreak in San Diego is a prime example of what can happen if you’re not careful.
And the untreatable Black Plague is on the way.
In Asian countries they wear masks if they are sick.
Aside from homegrown indolent dumb asses, we now have bammy’s unfettered multi-culti of recent years…an influx of people that think 2 fingers and a bowl of h2o is pure and we are the nasty ones because we use charmin. I behave accordingly.
I avoid touching my face with my hands. I wash them so often, the skin dries out. Door Handles, stair railings, checkstands…… germs everywhere.
Radio–man has a point: my siblings and I used to swim in the Ohio River in Pa BEFORE sewage plants and control of industry(steel mills) dumping toxic waste into the water. We chose a swimming hole between two outlets for the sewage.
No one bathed everyday, washed our hair on Saturday only. We’re all still here, well into our old age without a lot of ails that plague other seniors. No one has asthma, allergies, and all the other ills people associate with “bad air and water”.
There is no such thing as “germ free”, so embrace the germ and build a tolerance that will protect you better than penicillin.
If this keeps up we’ll all need to wear haz mat suits just to go shopping and especially at Wally World and K Mart etc.
OK OK OK most germs won’t hurt you, but wash wash wash your hands against the ones that can kill you.
But even with good hand washing on your part, the restaurant Typhoid Mary can infect you with life threatening illness..
just sayin’
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
There should be a law though against leggings. I can’t understand how women can look in a mirror and think they look good in them. It will be a happy day when this fad ends.
Give the lady a break….she’s feeding her intestinal parasite!
Where’s the next photo? Does she leave that bite in or does someone help her pull it out?
100 to 1 she’s been on welfare a looooooong time. She got that fat on our dime. Pisses me off to see half stoned, hugely fat, smelly, lazy, niglish speaking, gummit dependent dead beats, with overflowing grocery carts full of unhealthy food, paying with half a dozen EBT cards.
I believe when sporting the “whigga pants below the butt crack” look fails due to rolls of flab preventing the intended effect, its time for a new fashion statement.
I need to get a sense of humor because before I saw the picture, I thought of the fentanyl angle:
“The scary thing is, fentanyl can be absorbed through the skin or inhaled if it becomes airborne, putting responders – and even police dogs – in danger.”
Black people are the reason why we have hand sanitizer (hanitizer) in the first place.
Whenever you look down in a parking lot and see a dental pick along with a completely cleaned chicken bone, you know it’s time to wash your hands. They were there before you!
Damn you Fur!
That is not the kind of drumstick anyone wants to see this time of year.
🙁
Think there is no God?
Then you are oblivious to what Science to this day still can’t fathom about our multi-faceted, multi-layered, redundant and intelligent Immune System !!!!!
Consider the generations of our ancestors before even soap!
Glory to God in the highest.
I know a person who received a minor cut on his leg while in Europe on vacation. Before he could return to the states it became a flesh eating virus. He was lucky to still be alive.
Is that a Black (plague) Friday Special?
Brown Eyed Girl – YES! The casinos. I got the Flu so bad one year I couldn’t get up except to use the bathroom, and I know it was because of a casino. I usually wash my hands before I leave there and when I get home I change my clothes, wash up, etc., But that time, I must have slipped and touched my mouth or rubbed my eyes while I was there. UGH! Never happened again, that’s for damned sure.
Anonymous- I agree. Human skin is an amazing first barrier against bacteria. I wish people would treat it better.
Most viruses take 3 days to take affect. I noticed years ago that after going to the store or mall, 3 days later is when I’d get sick. Been washing after getting home ever since.
You don’t have to convince me. I wash my hands after I check the mail box and go through the mail.
I don’t know what the postman was doing in his boxcar before he rolled up. LOL.
Holy crap, I mean holy shit, I mean……I don’t know what to say. You need to throw away your gloves after one day.
I wonder if the Sun had heated up the metal enough that she loved the sensation of a hot rod tucked firmly between her butt cheeks? 🤔
“Don’t touch that groundhog, Baby Elizabeth. You don’t know where it’s been.”
$5 says she works in a kitchen somewhere, preparing people’s food with her bare hands.
@MJA: Sometimes when it’s been raining, my mail will arrive wet. I understand that. However, this summer, when it was very hot and very dry, I noticed some of the letters were slightly damp on one edge. I was puzzled at first, but then I remembered how the postman carries his mailbag: tucked up underneath his arm.
Keep washing those hands.
🙂
I used to be blithely ignorant. And then I started reading this column
That is gross. Now I understand Howard Hughes‘ germaphobia. Lol!
I use my elbow to push elevator call buttons.
Phucka, now I need eye bleach or a twelve pack. Uhg.
Yea, Well I eat germs and
never wash my hands.Dat’s right!
The more germs that enter my body
and I survive them the STRONGER my
body becomes… send a frickin’ Eskamo
to Central American and he will get sick and
die in one month.Send a Bangladesh dude to
Central America and he can drink from the sewer…
and you people that rug your hands with that fake-me-out alcohol shit HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
What percentage of people do you see leaving a public bathroom without washing their hands?
“But I only touched my scrotum and penis to go PEE! Oh, and a little dribble on my fingers, but so what?”
Steel wedgie.
@Half-Assed: I couldn’t tell you what percentage of people engage in that practice, because I don’t closely monitor the bathroom behavior of other males.
They’ve got a name for guys who do that.
Looks like she is reloading that hemorrhoid back into the muzzle.
I live in Nevada. You know what I would NEVER touch? A slot machine or ANYTHING in a casino!! Even sleeping in hotel beds gives me the creeps.
Latex gloves
I carry travel-sized Lysol spray and Lysol wipes with me everywhere. Required for trips to the local germ rich petri dish called Walmart. Also, I wash my hands routinely.
That hepatitis outbreak in San Diego is a prime example of what can happen if you’re not careful.
And the untreatable Black Plague is on the way.
In Asian countries they wear masks if they are sick.
Aside from homegrown indolent dumb asses, we now have bammy’s unfettered multi-culti of recent years…an influx of people that think 2 fingers and a bowl of h2o is pure and we are the nasty ones because we use charmin. I behave accordingly.
I avoid touching my face with my hands. I wash them so often, the skin dries out. Door Handles, stair railings, checkstands…… germs everywhere.
Radio–man has a point: my siblings and I used to swim in the Ohio River in Pa BEFORE sewage plants and control of industry(steel mills) dumping toxic waste into the water. We chose a swimming hole between two outlets for the sewage.
No one bathed everyday, washed our hair on Saturday only. We’re all still here, well into our old age without a lot of ails that plague other seniors. No one has asthma, allergies, and all the other ills people associate with “bad air and water”.
There is no such thing as “germ free”, so embrace the germ and build a tolerance that will protect you better than penicillin.
If this keeps up we’ll all need to wear haz mat suits just to go shopping and especially at Wally World and K Mart etc.
OK OK OK most germs won’t hurt you, but wash wash wash your hands against the ones that can kill you.
But even with good hand washing on your part, the restaurant Typhoid Mary can infect you with life threatening illness..
just sayin’
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
There should be a law though against leggings. I can’t understand how women can look in a mirror and think they look good in them. It will be a happy day when this fad ends.
Give the lady a break….she’s feeding her intestinal parasite!
Where’s the next photo? Does she leave that bite in or does someone help her pull it out?
100 to 1 she’s been on welfare a looooooong time. She got that fat on our dime. Pisses me off to see half stoned, hugely fat, smelly, lazy, niglish speaking, gummit dependent dead beats, with overflowing grocery carts full of unhealthy food, paying with half a dozen EBT cards.
I believe when sporting the “whigga pants below the butt crack” look fails due to rolls of flab preventing the intended effect, its time for a new fashion statement.
I need to get a sense of humor because before I saw the picture, I thought of the fentanyl angle:
“The scary thing is, fentanyl can be absorbed through the skin or inhaled if it becomes airborne, putting responders – and even police dogs – in danger.”
https://drugabuse.com/first-responders-worry-about-accidental-fentanyl-exposure/
That’s what I’ll look like after Thanksgiving.
Black people are the reason why we have hand sanitizer (hanitizer) in the first place.
Whenever you look down in a parking lot and see a dental pick along with a completely cleaned chicken bone, you know it’s time to wash your hands. They were there before you!
Damn you Fur!
That is not the kind of drumstick anyone wants to see this time of year.
🙁
Think there is no God?
Then you are oblivious to what Science to this day still can’t fathom about our multi-faceted, multi-layered, redundant and intelligent Immune System !!!!!
Consider the generations of our ancestors before even soap!
Glory to God in the highest.
I know a person who received a minor cut on his leg while in Europe on vacation. Before he could return to the states it became a flesh eating virus. He was lucky to still be alive.
Is that a Black (plague) Friday Special?
Brown Eyed Girl – YES! The casinos. I got the Flu so bad one year I couldn’t get up except to use the bathroom, and I know it was because of a casino. I usually wash my hands before I leave there and when I get home I change my clothes, wash up, etc., But that time, I must have slipped and touched my mouth or rubbed my eyes while I was there. UGH! Never happened again, that’s for damned sure.
Anonymous- I agree. Human skin is an amazing first barrier against bacteria. I wish people would treat it better.
Most viruses take 3 days to take affect. I noticed years ago that after going to the store or mall, 3 days later is when I’d get sick. Been washing after getting home ever since.
Newsweek headline : We’re All Monk Now.
California
Man
Waiting for an earthquake