Chicago Sun Times
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was involved in a rollover crash Monday morning on the Tri-State Tollway near Oak Brook, officials said.
About 11:15 a.m., state troopers were called to I-294 near Roosevelt Road for a crash involving the Wienermobile and a Hyundai, according to Illinois State Police.
The Wienermobile and a car were both going north on the tollway when the Wienermobile struck the car, lost control and rolled over, state police said. No injuries were reported. More
While there were no injuries, the weiner was reportedly cooked on both sides.
Shouldn’t that headline read, Weinermobile rolls after collision on Illinois tollway instead of Weinermobile rolls after collusion on Illinois tollway? Were the Russians somehow involved in that collusion or collision? Oh, I wish to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner and in a collision with a Hyundai in Illinois on a tollway is where I want to be.
Corrected, Thanks – Dr. Tar
That’s not one of the original weinermobiles, which were built on a motorhome chassis. It looks like a more modern car underneath.
The Weinermobile colluded with a Hyundai.
…good thing there wasnt a fire, it would have smelled delicious…
“Collusion”? Using spell Czech does knot mien ewe can skip the proof rede instep.
That was the wurst roll-over I’ve ever seen.
…it was in a hurry to get to a Kamala Harris rally, girl cant get enough…
what, the california pedo-senator was visiting?
Ok, does this spell disaster that Kamala is going down on her bid for the presidency?
Oh, no! I have been corrupted!
DEI driver on a slope.
Bad combo.
…there was a delay in rescue as the extracation team debated whether to remove the driver from the bun with the Jaws of Life or a fork…
…that driver was in quite a pickle, bet he didnt relish his situation…apparenly his skills with awkward vehicles didnt cut the mustard, perhaps he was hoping to ketchup on training later…
I mustard-mit, I like the direction of these comments.
Claudia has been corrupted! But the wurst is yet to come, Claudia!
You might say and eat baloney, but Joe says and eats malarkey! Personally, I like jalapeno peppers on my fried eggs. Some people like that famous green sauce on wieners.
What was the subject matter here?
…just be glad it wasnt Jalapeño Cheddar, the situation would have been a sticky one and much more spicy…
^ then it would have turned into a spicy meatball!
Imagine the mess if this had been the chilidog version.
u pun-commenters r deadly mfs
Oh, the humanity.
…OT, but just a little, does a weinermobile sit in a porking lot when its not being driven?
SNS – I’m guess the Miller’s Boner Garage…
“My bus!”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4KrAqK9wXt4
This is obviously a cheap fake.
your condiments are appreciated
Back in the late ‘50s, when I was about 6 years old, the Wienermobile made an appearance at a local grocery store. It was accompanied by Oscar Meyer’s mascot, “Little Oscar” who was a dwarf. I’d never seen a dwarf in person before. He freaked me out.
The kid who sang the song grew up in our town and his old man made up the jingle/song working for the ad agency and got the kid the job. Wonder if he still gets royalty payments off of it?
Higher end of town… Trout Valley next to Cary, IL
@general malaise:
Oh, don’t be such a brat!
hot doggers driving the Wienermobile, operators manual provided by executive branch.
Uno pimento, Uncle Al. I’m talking with Mrs. Braunschweiger about all these capers!
A Weinermobile would be the perfect transportation for Kamala Harris.
Hot diggity dog.
For safe driving, always use a condoment.
@F4UCorsair FTW!
Uncle Al
TUESDAY, 23 JULY 2024, 12:03 AT 12:03 PM
“@general malaise:
Claudia has been corrupted! But the wurst is yet to come, Claudia!
Oh, don’t be such a brat!”
…well mett, Uncle Al!
Billy Two Knives
TUESDAY, 23 JULY 2024, 12:18 AT 12:18 PM
“A Weinermobile would be the perfect transportation for Kamala Harris.”
…I think they ride in HER, not the other way ’round…
never sau-sage a mess?
That photo is perfectly symbolic of the Biden administration.
Update: The Weinermobile smashed into a Volvo.