In a fit of frustration he sliced off his own penis.
The Sun-
Ghasi Ram came home drunk and wanted to have sex with his wife, Manjhri Devi.
She told the 37-year-old no and he stormed out of the room.
His 34-year-old wife watched in horror as he grabbed a kitchen knife and sliced off his penis, before collapsing on the floor.
She called for help from the couple’s neighbours before a local doctor came to treat him.
The pair, from a village in Uttar Pradesh in northern India, have been married for 18 years.
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She wouldn’t give him a a beer, so he sliced off his tongue.
Birth control, 3rd world style.
Sounds like a win-win to me!
Never cut off your dick to spite the pussy
I read that doctors could not reattach it, so all of his male relatives donated an inch of their penises. After the surgery, the doc asked him how he liked it. He said, ” It’s great doc, bigger than it used to be. But why did you put Grandpa’s part in the middle?”
Ain’t booze wonderful guys?
Man it’s great!
I’ve heard of “cut your nose off to spite your face” but this takes it to another level.
“Tis but a scratch”…
Then she smiled and pulled out a cucumber.
…from behind her back.
he certainly showed her!
Looking at her, I’m surprised he could find enough of it to cut off.
Must be a Demonrat …
Kind of a metaphor (or simile?) for choosing Keith Ellison as DNC Chair?
izlamo delenda est …
“Cody was both ashamed and astonished to learn that it was actually possible to break a penis.”
― Evan Gilbert, Blue Diesel v.s. The God of Sex
Somewhere Lorena Bobbitt is smiling.
Hey guy! You’re doing it all wrong.