Will Smith Slap As Covered By Various News Outlets

17 Comments on Will Smith Slap As Covered By Various News Outlets

1. Touchee!!

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2. It didn’t happen, every intelligence agency in the world says a russian slapped him, you’re a dogfaced pony soldier and I challenge you to a pushup contest.
   C’mon man!

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3. Whomever put that together, gets his news from IOTW report.

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4. Whoopi Goldberg News: “But it wasn’t a slap-slap.”

   The Mike Tyson World: “Will bit off more than he could chew.”

   Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Cronicles: “White racism made him do it.”

   John Wayne’s Grave Report: “Rock needed slappin.”

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5. “SUV Loses Control, Plows Into Man’s Face”

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6. Infowars got it right.

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7. Chris Rock..lucky he didn’t joke about Hilaria Baldwin.

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8. NY Daily News (I wish): Slap Crap his Crap Chap Actor.

9. That is some brilliant writing and top notch editing.

   vice and not the bee were perfect.

10. Who gives a rats ass? Irrelevant to everything that matters.

11. LOL!
    As usual, brilliant satire.

12. Variety:

    Just like Humphrey Bogart said in The Maltese Falcon (1941): “You’ll get slapped and like it”.

13. NYT:

    The incident shows what black women have had to endure for centuries since 1619.

14. NAACP:

    We black people have to stop calling each other “niggers”.

15. Mad Magazine will do one of its famous parodies: The Asscars.

16. It’s being reported by credible medical news outlets that the slap-scenario was staged as a ruse to promote big pharma’s “alopecia” drugs, and that the hairless woman does NOT have alopecia and shaved her head to promote big pharma’s trickery. After all, Pfizer, Novartis, Eli Lily, Incyte, and Exact Sciences sponsored the dull and boring 2022 Academy Awards Vaudeville Show of the Untalented, which according to many, was “unusual” for big pharma to involve themselves with. Add that big and bogus pharma spent billions of dollars promoting a vaxx which doesn’t work so why not…?

17. tell someone who gives a s**t. tnb, blk-on-blk.