[Carbondale, Illinois]
Serial pooper strikes Abbott Hall laundry room.
A bowel movement bandit has been prowling the lower level laundry room in Abbott Hall, leaving several residents to find fecal matter on clothes they left in washing machines.
“We heard about the pooper two weeks ago, two or three weeks ago,” Khiyah Ransom, a sophomore living in Abbott Hall studying industrial design, said.
Ransom said she found out about the fecal fiend through a group chat that mentioned a student living on the second floor found excrement on her clothing in the washing machine.
Young military in the barracks learn quick to watch your shit in the laundry rooms.
I guess these “smarter” morons don’t get it.
Wasn’t me. I only poop in dryers.
now, that’s the definition of a shitty gag
Wasn’t me not in the washer , I go in the bushes !
And this is why we can’t have nice things anymore.
Excuse me can I push your stool in.
A lab could tell you who the pooper is and if it is animal poop.
SIU used to be a party school.
Now it’s a potty school.
@Plantsman: Have I got a gal for you!
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It’s Antifart. They embrace solid movements against the capitalist laundromat mafia.
anyone remember the ‘National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook’? … they had a subplot throughout it where a ‘Mad Crapper’ was wandering the school hallways late at night … by the end it was quite obvious who the culprit was … hilarious
Vietvet : Oh hell yes look at her pretending to do Yoga !!!
Yes mental illness is on the rise
world wide. I really really don’t
need to see or hear about any more scat stuff please.
That was Me – I’m posting and one of 3 things happens.
1. it post’s with no name
2. it doesn’t post at all ( 75% )
3. It has my name
Sorry !
Anybody seen Lou Costello sneaking around?
(no offense to Lou)
izlamo delenda est …
Maybe they haven’t heard, there is this amazing new invention called a security camera; they might want to look into it?
Out of curiosity I went and measured the opening in our washer and dryer. 20 inches. Strange size. So I’ll take an educated guess that the openings in the commercial washers and driers are 24 inches. The most attractive womans hips are 34 inches minimum. Guys, maybe 28 inches minimum. One would actually need to get their hips inside the cage to accurately deposit the waste matter. I’ve read several reports that claim the scat is green. People, we’re looking for Gumby.
@ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ: Ah, yes – if I remember correctly, it turned out to be Principal Kornholdt.
The Phantom Shitter strikes again.
The easy way to ensure the culprit is appropriately punished when he’s caught is to slam the lid repeatedly on his junk so it all comes out in the wash. Guaranteed to take the starch right out of him.
badump ching
I’ve hoid of a Top Loader and a Front Loader before, but never a “Bottom” Loader!
Winos shit green.
Also people with severe infections.
(retired plumber – not one of those … )
izlamo delenda est …
Looks like someone needs the shit beat out of him.