Guy climbs on airplane wing before takeoff. Doesn’t end well.
ht/ js
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They should have just taken off, the problem would have taken care of itself….
Sex with a jet wing can be a tricky affair!
Trying to out do Richard B Russell.
Joe, Joe – – is that you?
How many stitches to the face do ya think?
Dude was THIS close to executing his master plan.
Anything to be a viral video star.
We really need waaaay more, Darwin award winners.
Stupid is, as stupid does.
He gave himself a double tap to his head on the ground.
I was wanting them to shoot him. Close enough.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh,
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh,
DUMBASS! 🙄
(would have preferred he’d been tazed first – HIGHER entertainment value – but I’ll take it! :P)
He Actually moved faster than 99% of the ground grew personnel I’ve ever seen.
Probably PDX. Street drugs legal now.
I’m still trying to figure out the end goal. Is that way to the secret bank vault entrance?
Climb to top of winglet and springboard into Jesus’ arms?
Hoping buddy in GTA will rescue him in stolen helicopter?
Was this a crossfit training vid?
Where’s William Shatner?
Oh. That’s right. They’re not at 20,000 feet.
He got the Covid vaccine just 30 minutes earlier.
Why didn’t Fire Department use a water cannon? From 15 feet away @ 3000 PSI and 3000 gallons per minute they could have launched him into the next county where someone else would have to deal with the problem. What were they thinking? .
“Excuse me… I’d like to be put on a different plane, please. This one has been defiled. “
Was that “thud” real, or was it dubbed in for effect?
Bette Midler you are my hero…
I can fly higher than an eagle
For you are the wing beneath my legs
I thought it ended just fine.
As Tom Petty used to sing
Now I’m free
I’m free fallin’
Yeah, I’m free
Free fallin’
Deceleration Trauma..
Clearly the DUMBFUK didn’t have his flaps set for take off!
I’ll get the person holding the camera still a 10. The wingman 3, not staying on you lose a lot of points.
kerrrrrr–SPLAT!
He was looking for some ballots for Biden and thought it was a good place to find some.
Up, up and…no way!
Coffee, tea or asphalt.
Nevada Man…
Social Distancing means more than 6ft to some folks
As Tom Petty also used to sing:
I’m learning to fly, but I ain’t got wings…The hardest part is coming down.
There is Something —- on the wing.
If you will…
“I believe I can flyyyyyy . . .”