Wisconsin Man Has Eaten 30,000 Big Macs – His Cholestorol is Perfect – IOTW Report

Wisconsin Man Has Eaten 30,000 Big Macs – His Cholestorol is Perfect

At first I called bulldung, then it was revealed that the man has OCD. That’s what it takes to be this kind of champion. He started in 1972. He never missed a day eating at least one until 1982 when he drove to McDonald’s in a snowstorm only to find out they had closed.

He even saved the styrofoam cartons and noted the day they switched to shredded lettuce instead of a full leaf.

In short, he’s a bit crazy. But he’s proven it’s not necessarily  “junk food.” He’s thin, has good numbers. I’d like to know if he has “fries with that.”

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16 Comments on Wisconsin Man Has Eaten 30,000 Big Macs – His Cholestorol is Perfect

  1. Least expensive calories in the world! One per day is not “over doing it” I personally gave up all fast food in 2015 and could not stand a Big Mac for the last 25 or so years. Good on him though……. “a bit crazy…” Si.

    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  2. And yet we we were told that it was impossible that President Trump could be in such good health given his diet! His physician must be a liar! So, they went after the Doctor and ruined his reputation.

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  3. Well, if he’s like me I really don’t buy McDonald’s food. I rent it. Because it’s gone, sewage, within 30 minutes. I’m not shitting. Well maybe I am. Bottom line is my body doesn’t appreciate Ray Kroc one bit.

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  4. I have probably eaten over a thousand burgers in my life (mostly real ones made from ground chuck on home grill or griddle). But believe it or not, I have never had a Big Mac, ever. Just does not look appealing to me. On the rare occasion, I go for the Quarter Pounder w/ cheese when pushed into the choice.

    Once I had a Whopper and it had the biggest glop of mayonnaise on it, I almost threw up.

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  5. My problem with fast food is this: I have to remake the food. I mean, I have to disassemble the burger and remake it. Why? Because I have two pickles on top of each other, cheese halfway off the bun, only half the patty with ketchup, or I need to scrape off too much.

    I need machines to do this right. Can’t wait.

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  6. IOTW Self Service Selections:
    Please Press Pound for American
    Weather…0
    Crusading…1
    Charlies Rose…2
    Orange Crush…3
    Rosies Flower Powder…5
    Litterature…6
    Cowbell Beef…7
    Mystery Poopers…27
    We Own since 15

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  7. I had the the fresh not frozen quarter pounder with cheese recently. It was better than anything at any of those newfangled fancy hamburger places I have tried. McDonald’s is on to something.

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  8. One of the greatest marketing gimmicks ever: The ‘ quarter pounder’. In other words, The ‘4 ouncer’.(Not sure if that was even the pre-cooked weight)

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