From the GloriousAmerican-
…the Democrat party was not too happy to see conservatives laugh at one of their brightest stars getting burnt to a crisp.
“What about that brave, young Portland man who was trying to set businesses on fire, but then set himself on fire?!” a reporter yelled at President Trump.
“I did see it. I stayed up for hours watching that 12-second video. So yes, I’m very familiar with it,” Trump replied. “But after looking into it, it’s going to be OK, he has insurance.”
Alas, this was satire.
I wish Trump actually said it, it would have been, as the site title states, glorious.
Lovely! But an even better line would have been
I hope the boy used Pam.
Or, His goal was ro light something on fire, he was successful beyond his wildest expectations
“That’s not funny!”
Yes. It is funny and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
(Somebody else’s comment somewhere)
Funny how Antifa medics never carry a fire extinguisher. Pro-life when it comes to little flames, I reckon.
Every fire is sacred,
Every fire is great.
If a fire is wasted,
Satan gets quite irate.
(Sorry, not sorry, Monty Python)
Thirdtwin
SEPTEMBER 9, 2020 AT 11:15 AM
“Funny how Antifa medics never carry a fire extinguisher. ”
…that’s because they’re not useful, they’re not well-intentioned, and they’re not even medics.
That’s just a lie they tell each other so rioters think they have good medical care, and pretend medics get to flatter themselves by claiming they are something they’re not.
Kind of a metaphor for Obama care, if you think about it…
…anyway, I’ve done tons of rants about what frauds these are, what charlatans, what traitors to their oaths the few that actually HAVE some training are, so I won’t repeat here.
Just know that Democrats are trying to pervert the title of “Medic”, just like they try to pervert EVERYTHING, and I’m not having it.
They ain’t medics.
They are frauds.
And I hope to see one of THEM in flames one day, and know that its just a foretaste of the burning they’ve earned themselves in hell.
Fuck those guys.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH….NOW THAT IS A GOOD JOKE!!!
Yes, it would be classic had Trump said it.
“The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our hate become a funeral pyre
Come on soyboy, light your fire
Come on soyboy, light your fire
Try to set yourself on fire
Yeah…”
(This is where idiot bursts into flames)
(Happy synth outro)
-apologies to the Doors, “Light My Fire”
I didn’t know it was a…..
TWOFER……
Other guys runs off screen right.
Loved watching these idiots attempting to put those fiery shoes out with a garbage can lid. Be prepared! That’s the Black Colored/White Idiots Marching Song.
@Mr_Pinko
“If I had known that was going to happen I would’ve brought marshmellows.”
“It’s ok – he had insurance.” Another masterful troll by DJT.
OK, it has to be said: Liar Liar Pants on Fire!