Woke Mattel Creates New Barbies – Historical Figure Eleanor Roosevelt is Featured

45 Comments on Woke Mattel Creates New Barbies – Historical Figure Eleanor Roosevelt is Featured

1. LOL (BARF)

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2. Waiting fo the Maxine Waters Barbie!
   It spits real gasoline…

   Not to be confuse with Gas Max the Ken doll version of Eric Swalwell!

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3. confused

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4. If it REALLY looked like her nobody would buy it…

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5. Eleanore Roosevelt was ugly as 4 miles of mud fence.

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6. Watch it stop clocks, wherever it goes! 🤪

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7. Instead of the Ken companion doll, will they have a Lorena Hickok doll?

   😉

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8. Hey! FDR had it right!

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2MM1BosdmY

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9. Moose, MS. LBJ, Hillary….when ‘historic’ is aaplied, close the shades.

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10. “Spitting image”? Whose spit?

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11. Trying to raise FDR in Hell is problematical. He has to come up through all the inferno layers.

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12. What’s next, a Betty Friedan barbie?

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13. No wonder FDR wheeled around behind her back.

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14. I wonder if any Lefties are going to call out Mattel for being sexist because they felt they had to make Elenor look cute?

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15. How much time you got?

    Go to the link, go to page three, then about sixty memes down (if I counted right) Eleanore’s CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT. From NY no less!

    http://www.stormfax.com/fdrPage1.htm

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16. Is there a RBG doll? RBG sure knew how to rock a little black dress. She’s such an icon and every little girl can look up to her.

    😉

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17. Wait for the Amelia Earhart doll…
    then kids can put them together and have them go ’round the world.

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18. Click -before- lunch…

    http://www.stormfax.com/TwoLoveBirdsBlog.jpg

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19. @ Anymouse

    Here ’tis…

    http://www.stormfax.com/EleanorNostalgiaBlog.jpg

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20. For an extra $10 you get Ken in a wheelchair and his mistress as a bonus!

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21. How about the michelle obama doll? (Made by melting 3 dolls into one, with a drop of dog shit for hue.)

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22. One was the love of my life; the other is Eleanor.

    http://www.stormfax.com/FalaPosterBlog2.jpg

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23. Is that Barbie exclusively for fugly lesbians only?

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24. What a crock of shit.

    Hey Mattel? Suck much?

    izlamo delenda est …

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25. Looks like Jimmy Carter in drag.

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26. Does she have a 12 inch waist like Barbie?

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27. F.D.R. in Hell MARCH 6, 2021 AT 12:52 PM

    Thanks, my tech abilities are non-existent.

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28. Was hoping for Madam Curie .

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29. Mattel’s “woke” Barbie version of Eleanor Roosevelt is definitely make believe. You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

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30. During WWll, in a USO stop in North Africa, Eleanor was the emcee for the show. When she introduced Lucy Monroe (a famed opera singer known for spirited renditions of The Star Spangled Banner) was going to sing The Star Spangled Banner, a soldier in the crowd shouted: “Lucy Monroe sucks c*ck!”

    Without missing a beat, Eleanor replied in her haughty voice: “Be that as it may, Lucy Monroe will now sing The Star Spangled Banner”

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31. @ Anonymous

    The Madame Curie doll comes out in 2023.
    It glows in the dark.

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32. cedar hill: the talking part in the middle of that cracks me up every time I hear it.

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33. Yeah, and that thing from Pennsylvania who is workin for Health and Human Services is a “woman”.

    I’m waitin for Hilary Clinton to weigh in on the doll seeing how she used to talk to the old bag at night while roaming the halls of the White House looking for something to eat.

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34. I wonder if Mattel will do one of Margaret Sanger with lots of little accessories. I do hope she is burning in Hell. What news F.D.R. I Hell?

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35. GI Joe in a dress would be a better likeness.

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36. @ Dan Ryan Galt

    Here you go…

    http://www.stormfax.com/EleanorHillaryBlog.jpg

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37. @ Conservative N. Cowgirl

    Last night Peg got into an argument with Elijah Cummings over the type of heat down here. Elijah started calling her names and it escalated from there. Kate Smith finally intervened with an old song about ‘cullard’ children.

    Typical Friday-Night-Fights.

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38. Imagine what Mattel will do for Rachel Levine.

    I’m not even sure if ol’ Rachel has been properly neutered Ken standards.

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39. I’ll get right on that, CharlesHOK, right after this …

    Eleanor Roosevelt is beautiful?

    What do they want me to believe next … that 2+2=5?

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40. It’s only right that Babs gets her a Barbie tribute…
    I got a statue in 2017…

    http://www.stormfax.com/FDR_Bobblehead.jpg

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41. Next for Mattel: The Larry and Bruce Gay Dolls…that fit snugly into each other. Kids can play with it and learn all about the queer lifestyle at the same time.

    Or has this been done already?

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42. I want one for Margaret Sanger to use as a PIN cushion…

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43. Eleanor Roosevelt was a bicentennial sea hag

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44. Thanks F D R, now I’m afraid to go to sleep tonight.

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45. A naked Eleanor Roosevelt haunts my dreams while this song plays on the Victrola…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PhOWpdt6xg

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