Like a boss!
[Oh hey, there’s another phrase I can do without in ’16.]
LECANTO, Fla. (WFLA) – A woman — who told deputies she shot up with meth earlier — ate sushi, cinnamon rolls and the majority of a rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart, authorities say.
It happened at the Lecanto Walmart on Tuesday and the woman was arrested for shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges, according to the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office. Citrus deputies responded after the store loss prevention employee contacted them about an alleged shoplifter he had in custody. The employee told deputies that he had noticed the woman acting suspiciously driving the motorized shopping cart. more
Walmart is a freak show
Even WalMart has standards… (yes, I giggled typing this)
a very creative way to party
wish i thought of it
Only a ray cist would stop her and checking for a drivers license would be like unloading your magazine in her direction.
Woo Hoo! Floriduh! Big Fur Hat and I can’t raise the median IQ by ourselves…
I was trying to think of something to do tonight …
Make sure you pull into the 15 items or less with 20 items.
20 years old and flushing her life down the toilet.
That actually sounds like fun. Walmart should offer dinning smorgasbords..
Ride around on a scooter with a basket….all you can eat.
I like it
At my local H-Town suburban Wal-Mart, things like this ain’t too out of the ordinary.
Heck, there’s even a website of nuthin’ but Wal-Mart FREAKs: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
My preference is grabbing a twelve pack and kicking back in a lounge chair in sporting goods with a couple of fishing poles baited with dollar bills cast over into the toy aisle…
I used to joke about that, but goes to show some things you just cannot make up. I never would have thought to ride around a scooter swilling wine eating rotisserie chicken…only thing maybe to improve upon the outlandishness is bring a friend and do jousting with mops…
…on the Interwebz, too!!!
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Meth = dead woman walking for now. Very sad.
Only know one guy that kicked it, 13 years clean now, at the 10 year point after being clean he lost every tooth in his mouth. He makes a living on my job site and the owner of the company paid $18,000+ to have implants put in for him. God bless them both.
Gee Wally, sounds like that coulda been a Firesign Theater album title!
She just won the Walmart White Trash Trifecta, and she ain’t even white!
I’d like to add the phrase “That’s not who we are” to the list of the banned.
I heard it yesterday used in Star Trek: Into Darkness” and I wanted to throttle someone.
No one here uses the term other than to mock the left and that’s yet another reason give this site lots of clicks and views.
Dr Tar; look at that picture. Read that story. Then, all together, we can shout it: THAT’S NOT WHO WE ARE!
WalMart sushi, mini-muffins, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken, wine, and running some meth. That right there ought to qualify as a “last meal”. Hope she did the technicolor yawn before they got her into the squad car.
Is Technicolor yawn a new way of describing tossing your cookies, losing your lunch, ralphing, upchucking or just plain barfing or puking?
Man!
Driving around Wally World eating rotisserie chicken and imbibing a nice wine … it just does’t get any better than that!
No, it’s at least 35 years old, maybe more. I prefer “talking to O’Rourke”, myself.
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Was the wine she was drinking either Boone’s Farm or Mad Dog? A large can of Colt 45 malt liquor would be more appropriate.
What difference, after all this time, does it make?