Woman arrested for riding motorized cart through Wal-Mart while eating chicken, drinking wine – IOTW Report

Woman arrested for riding motorized cart through Wal-Mart while eating chicken, drinking wine

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LECANTO, Fla. (WFLA) – A woman — who told deputies she shot up with meth earlier — ate sushi, cinnamon rolls and the majority of a rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart, authorities say.

It happened at the Lecanto Walmart on Tuesday and the woman was arrested for shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges, according to the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office.  Citrus deputies responded after the store loss prevention employee contacted them about an alleged shoplifter he had in custody. The employee told deputies that he had noticed the woman acting suspiciously driving the motorized shopping cart. more


22 Comments on Woman arrested for riding motorized cart through Wal-Mart while eating chicken, drinking wine

  1. Only a ray cist would stop her and checking for a drivers license would be like unloading your magazine in her direction.

  2. My preference is grabbing a twelve pack and kicking back in a lounge chair in sporting goods with a couple of fishing poles baited with dollar bills cast over into the toy aisle…

    I used to joke about that, but goes to show some things you just cannot make up. I never would have thought to ride around a scooter swilling wine eating rotisserie chicken…only thing maybe to improve upon the outlandishness is bring a friend and do jousting with mops…

  3. Meth = dead woman walking for now. Very sad.
    Only know one guy that kicked it, 13 years clean now, at the 10 year point after being clean he lost every tooth in his mouth. He makes a living on my job site and the owner of the company paid $18,000+ to have implants put in for him. God bless them both.

  4. I’d like to add the phrase “That’s not who we are” to the list of the banned.

    I heard it yesterday used in Star Trek: Into Darkness” and I wanted to throttle someone.

    No one here uses the term other than to mock the left and that’s yet another reason give this site lots of clicks and views.

  5. Dr Tar; look at that picture. Read that story. Then, all together, we can shout it: THAT’S NOT WHO WE ARE!

    WalMart sushi, mini-muffins, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken, wine, and running some meth. That right there ought to qualify as a “last meal”. Hope she did the technicolor yawn before they got her into the squad car.

  6. Man!

    Driving around Wally World eating rotisserie chicken and imbibing a nice wine … it just does’t get any better than that!

  7. Was the wine she was drinking either Boone’s Farm or Mad Dog? A large can of Colt 45 malt liquor would be more appropriate.

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