Twenty-year-old Kiana Champagne Fletcher stood outside her home in the 1900 block of Elmwood Avenue late Monday barking at a police dog that was sniffing a car during a traffic stop, according to police reports.
Her barking drew the officers’ attention, which worked against her.
Officers at the scene recognized Fletcher and knew she was wanted on a warrant — actually two warrants, according to the police reports and jail records.
But when officers approached her, she ran inside and hid in her house, according to police.
When the search warrant arrived, officers arrested Kiana Fletcher on the warrant. But they also found drugs inside the house…
ht/ fdr in hell
More of our most clever citizens.
Actually when I saw the headline I did a big LOL.
So I guess the coppers bite was far worse than her bark.
She’s probably heard the expression “Bark like a dog” so often, it just came naturally.
It’s hard to believe somebody can be so stupid, but we continue to subsidize their lifestyle.
Two words… Doggy Style
AOC?
Both blackface and barkface will get you in trouble these days…
Her middle name is Champagne. That pretty much settled her path in life.
She reminds me of that crack head ‘felicia’ from the movie Friday. LOL!
I’m glad the police collared her. Ha
Wow! That’s some weapons grade stupid, right there. Getting them off the streets will raise the collective IQ of their neighborhood 20 points.
Sooooo, she knew she was wanted on warrants, but decided to draw attention to herself anyway?
Moron.
If Paul Harvey was still alive she’d be a candidate for dumb criminal of the day.
In Florida?
First glance I thought this was another “before and after” make-up posts …
imagine my surprise!
What’s the old saying? “Run with the Big Dogs or stay on the Porch?”
She stayed on the porch but couldn’t refrain from yipping.
Lap dog, no doubt.
izlamo delenda est …
“Woof, woof. That’s my other dog impression.”
“Stupid is as stupid does.”
— Forrest Gump’s Momma