How does a car from the road get to this spot?
And how can she not, in 4 days, get back to the road?
Was she crippled?
Story HERE
This is strange.
There are movies where people overcome the most dire of obstacles and hurdles and persevere. They should make a movie about this. The complete opposite of perseverance.
Okay, she survived without food and water. I’ll give her that.
She thought it was cash for clunkers.
She just wanted to go to the dump.
She just wanted to take a dump.
Her husband was a Biden-loving old fart and she was trying to end it all.
She was a Biden-loving old bitch and her husband sent her out for a bottle of Fukitol.
If these aren’t it, then there are other possibilities:
Snakes
Poisonous possums
Tarantellas
Scorpions
Feral cats
Democrats
She must have spotted that tire from the road and tried like hell to drive to it. It probably wasn’t a smooth ride and she bumped her head and forgot where she was. That’s the best I can come up with.
Alzheimer’s?? When your reality has little or nothing to do with everyone else’s, strange things can happen. Mom and mother-in-law died from it, so I’m not just talking out my ass. Possible long moments of unconsciousness might have exacerbated the problem too.
What Ever! I am glad she was found and survived.
FJB
A Woman gets out of her Prius and walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy drinking a beer.
Woman: I see you drink beer.
Man: Yup
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay for each beer?
Man: About $5.00 including the tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: Maybe 20 years, I guess.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.
So in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Yup.
Woman: For each year that you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Yup.
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
Woman: On the rocks.
Drink up Shriners!
I’ve never seen a poisonous possum before. Do poisonous possums pretend to kill themselves, play dead and then jump up unexpectedly, shoot poisonous spittle out of their noses and scare the living daylights out of whatever is pursuing them.
I remember my great Aunt leaving my grandparents after Christmas and ending up 400 miles up in Northern Michigan instead of the 10 miles from my Grandparents where she lived.
The first time I ever heard the word Dementia.
She was waiting for someone from the gov’t to help her…
Something like this happened years ago here in Ga. A young lady lost control of her car and went about 50 yards of the road. There was a big search for her for 3 or 4 days. She was injured and pinned in her car. This was before cellphones. Her older brother was out looking for her by tracing her route back home . He noticed a glint of light off the road and stopped to investigate and found her still alive. Her car had went under kudzu and was completely hidden.
She thought she was Thelma and was looking for Louise!
All I can say is she coulda been this lady in Alabama….
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”
No one moved.
The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke:
“Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding, I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
72 yo, God spared her life, it was a miracle. Doesn’t matter how, when, or what, it just is.
She wanted to live in her Own Private Idaho for a while.
I don’t think she was driving on the road you see in the photo. I bet this photo was taken from a road up on the hill above the accident car. That explains the tire resting nearby also.
There’s an Asian female joke in here somewhere…..
Was she Asian? Crap, you beat me too it Tsunami!
Rats! “to it.”
Somewhere around here:
https://earth.google.com/web/search/43.378904204051835,+-116.63376290071203
@jeoff ~ nah, that’s them aardvark’s
Wow Marooned!
If she drove off that cliff and survived that is amazing!
I can confidently say GPS is a liar.
I was in remote Harriman and GPS told me to take Old Whetstone Road to reach New Whetstone Road. I almost destroyed my Ford Fusion 5 speed manual. By the time I changed my tire on a muddy dirt road (that was fun) and backed down the road in 5 foot increments, getting out to check the drop offs and washouts because I couldn’t see shit (really really fun) I finally got to my patients house. Her daughter told me Old Whetstone was an old abandoned mailroad that hasn’t been in use for 40 years and it’s a miracle I was alive.
My shithead boss refused to get me help to finish my assignment that day. I did later invest in an old Jeep Wrangler but never did follow my curiosity and go back to Old Whetstone Road.
maybe she was trying to recreate Evel Kanavel’s jump over the Snake River?
We have a toll road here in Texas with a section that has an 85 mph speed limit. Most of it is 80 mph, but that just means the Texas five over rule means 85 for the whole damn thing, and 90 for a couple miles…
A couple years back I hopped on one of the on ramps and opened it up. As I merged I noticed a black scuff on a barrier on the fast lane side, and skid marks that cross three lanes. Then I noticed a Taurus sitting in a corn field fully a 1/4 mile away from the barrier. They bounced off the barrier, crossed all lanes of traffic, cut across the median, then two lanes of frontage road, and probably 70 yards of the farmer’s field. It had just happened, I was just seconds too late to see it.
That’s when I found out my wife has my iPhone rigged to send her an alert when I call 911…
KR
Finally, it has reached beyond the dumbing down of Americans to blatant what kind of a fvuking moron are you….
Man we have a pretty good shot of that cars frame. There’s no way in hell it would be that straight if she flew it down there. She had to have driven down there. Poor old ladies rowing in circles. Just look at her pics. The lights are on, BUT.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ – Didja see the picture of Medieval Knievel galloping up the ramp to jump over three horses?