A woman drove about 30 miles from Rhode Island to Massachusetts before realizing there was a naked man in the back of her SUV, police said.
Easton police said they were called late Sunday night to an address on Belmont Street, “after a 911 caller reported that she had discovered a naked male in the back seat of her vehicle.”
According to police, the woman had started her Chevrolet Tahoe at home in Providence and went back inside the house briefly before starting the drive to Easton.
“It was during that time that the suspect, later identified as Jose Osorio age 21 of Providence, Rhode Island, apparently entered the vehicle and fell asleep on the rear seat floor,” Easton police said.
The woman told officers she was listening to a podcast during her drive to work, and didn’t notice anything until she pulled into her workplace parking lot and discovered him.
Police said officers found Osorio asleep with a pair of shorts around one leg and shirt wrapped around an arm, “leaving the rest of his body uncovered.” They woke him up and, according to police, determined “he had consumed a large amount of alcohol and marijuana earlier in the evening.”
“At some point during his intoxicated state, Osorio entered the unlocked vehicle and fell asleep,” police said.
Uber had really lowered their standards lately. And they weren’t that high to begin with.
“Jose Osorio age 21 of Providence, Rhode Island”
I doubt it. More like from shit hole from the south. Way south. Like Argentina south.
Hey lady. Lock your car you moron.
“Doing jobs Americans won’t do…”
Yeah, well cops should do this fine upstanding fellow.
He left the breakfast tacos in the pants that he lost…
Geezus, how many Joses and Muhammads do we have now?
86 million
I hate when that happens!
Something is telling there is more to this story. Specifically, the guy might be an illegal alien.
The woman must be olfactory-impaired.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Providence man.
🙄
Naked man asleep in the back seat?
PARTY TIME!
He’ll wake up to a surprise!
If I had a nickel for every time I found a naked man in my back seat….
Been there. I was leaving a Tacoma Rockets major junior hockey game and noticed a face in my rear view mirror and it was not one of my dogs face. I didn’t use the rear view mirrors, I used the side view mirrors because I had a canopy on the truck. It is night and it is raining and instead of heading home I detoured to the police department and pulled up in front of their sally port at about thirty-five mph and came to a skidding halt as the cops unloading another suspect were looking on. I yelled and they came running and then ran down (not hard given the condition he was in) the dimwit that had chosen my truck to sleep it off in.
Once I am under way behind the wheel I am a man on a mission and the guy didn’t have any opportunity to jump out while I was on the road. Good for him the PD was only about 3/8 mile from the Tacoma Dome.