Woman Nearly Reaches Fruitopia

8 Comments on Woman Nearly Reaches Fruitopia

1. You would have had to have me tied down to a fricken gurney to inject me with anything in China. I wish some of these idiots needed torque tools, I’d be rich by now.

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2. What the hell?

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3. Frankly, I like the Japanese better. They are a lot kinkier.

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4. A different kind of “juicing” than the bodybuilders engage in

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5. I wonder if my veg-o-matic could handle fruit as easily?

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6. Like any of you sickly closeted bastards never wished for a Jane Fonda job,
   Now is the time to just ask Ted about it.

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7. Next time, shove a banana up your ass sweetheart. It’s a lot safer.

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8. Emergency room medical staff were able to stabilize the patient despite the distraction of thousands upon thousands of pestersome fruitfly’s.

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