YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyo. – Yellowstone National Park officials are warning tourists to keep their distance after a bison flipped a woman into the air as she posed for a selfie with the massive beast.
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OT but you really need to see the agiprop one of the commenters created for this story http://moonbattery.com/?p=61067 see micah stone
Sounds like a hip new bovine sport: human tossing.
“Wow, Jerry, Nice one! You got that Canadian guy at LEAST ten feet up in the air!”
If the bison ever figure out how to use shotguns, you’ll be hearing “PULL” just before launch.
I’m guilty, though. My only visit to YNP found me mesmerized by the bison, wandering closer and closer as I took photos. My lady yelled out when I got within about 50 feet, “You’re too close.” I agreed and retreated with my eyes on the small herd.
They ain’t Elsie, after all.
Apparently the bison has been watching the new TV series ‘The Zoo’! Bison see Bison do!
every year during the Sturgis rally, some brain dead east coast Harley rider gets the same treatment.
Starts in a week, over 1 million expected. Who here is coming?
this ain’t an animated Disney movie, you Leftist dumbasses getting too close to the critters. Bambi has horns and will Fuck You UP.
My sister was born in the hospital in Mammoth. We lived in Gardiner, MT. Mom worked in the hospital and said I liked to hang out there when I was a toddler, says I was fascinated by the people that were brought in that had been brought in who had been worked over by bison or bears.
Stupid really IS painful. We were there in 2011 and were amazed at the stupidity of people, trying to get as close to mother and calf bison to take a photo.
That’s it exactly!!! Everything some idiots know is based on scifi and Disney. I’m sorry, call me evil, but I enjoy stories like these.
Look at the object and judge the weight. Then ask yourself if you
A. Can Fly
B. Can You Go From 0 to 40 in 3 seconds
C. Are You Crush Proof
If any of those answers are NO…
Eh, fuck it. Carry on! I can use the laughs. LOLOL
When I was in high school a bunch of friends were hunting deer together on Fort Lewis. We wounded a pretty nice buck and it retreated into a thicket. We circumnavigated the thicket and could not find any blood trail leaving, jut the one entering…. We could also hear the buck, who was snortin’ and stomping and raising all sorts of hell.
So since Ross was the most compact and would be able to get through all of the brush the rest of us sent Ross in to flush the buck out so we could finish him off.
Ross emerged a few minutes later…. about ten feet above the top of the six foot tall brush, did a couple somersaults and then promptly returned the brier patch. The sounds Ross was making at that point would have made a banshee proud and so at that point we through caution to the wind and gang rushed toward the source of the sounds of Ross screaming “hep me, hep me” beneath snapping branches and stomping hooves.
When the shootin’ stopped the buck had one antler blown completely off and his hide looked like a lace doily.
Ross was a very luck teenager, his buddies rushed him about a half mile to Madigan Hospital where he was taken straight into surgery and KO’d for a couple hours while some of the most experienced surgeons in treating battle field injuries patched up his lacerated scalp, a couple broken ribs and a punctured lung.
After seeing what a two-hundred fifty lb blacktail buck can do to a person, I can only imagine what a bison is capable of.
Here’s a video of a bison taking it to a wolf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HGqKjBYHQY
Wow. Looks like Baltimore on a Saturday night.
You should always carry a stick so that you can poke the mean animal.
Maybe president dickhead can send Kerry to sign a deal with the buffalo.
Even if you know what you are doing, an animal of that size is not to be trifled with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1fe4PjhYXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLVgy-1ydr0
The second accident Padilla loses an eye, Aparicio damn near got his jaw torn off, both are back in the ring.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110347/Juan-Jose-Padilla-returns-bullring-5-months-horrific-goring-left-blind-1-eye.html
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/gored-through-the-neck-matador-who-cheated-death-makes-his-comeback-a-711092.html
Hahahahahahahahaha ahahahaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha ahahahahaha
*faint*
I forgot to breathe!
A sport involving animals that one can actually lose at.