Suman Vaz, 38, is said to have been cutting a cucumber in her kitchen while husband Ganpat chopped vegetables, CEN reports.
Friendly jibes about his cooking skills soon turned sour when Suman is alleged to have cracked a joke about his manhood, sending the 40-year-old into a fit of rage.
Reminds me of the 11th Commandment.
‘Thou shalt not point AND laugh.’
Notice how they pointed out that it was a “five-inch knife”.
Another pissed off hung like a hamster Mex with an undocumented wiener. Get over yourself tinker ell.
Holy fuck!
That’s the knife sticking out of her shoulder.
Seems he’s a bit insecure about Mr. Johnson.
@Brad, this happened in India.
Holey shit, the Mexicans are crossing the border into India? This needs to stop now.
Guess it is a good thing they were not stuffing sausages and she asked to put a little more filling in his…
Sorry Norm. Been a long day and Vaz sounded pretty Mex
Can’t really relate to his situation. Never happened to me, but if she was not worried about her guts falling out every time she stands up… I guess what I have has been adequate.
I can sympathize though. A “worn out old sock” has never done it for me either.
I remember one time, way back before I was married… something I fantasized about…you guys know the drill. Put a lot of effort into it and then…
Okay. Now she knows where his “no go” zone is…
He’s gotta little dick. I’m thinking she doesn’t deserve to be stabbed for that.
What the hell, you would have to tie a bale of straw to your ass just to keep from falling in. OMG, you waited months for this??? This really isn’t funny. You schemed, you wined and dined and then the day of your dreams arrived…and… WTF Homer Simpson? This Goddamned thing is worn the hell out.
I can imaging the frustration any woman feels in a comparable situation. You were coy, you came up with the most devious scheme to finally get the pounding you have only read about in your romance novel and what the hell, no what the fuck, I have been cheated out of a romance novel level wanger? I want, no demand, a refund!
She looks like she is handling the pain pretty well. That has to hurt like hell.
Unruly, mebbe so, but you know she’s thinkin’ “Sombitch gotta sleep sometime…”
What would have happened in a Muslim country? She would have been stabbed, then stoned and he would have got off scot-free.
Hubby: “You want a 5 inch prick? I’ll give you a 5 inch prick”
Lucky for her that he wasn’t using the blender at the time.
If my name was Ganpat I would stab myself.
Animal House.
http://youtu.be/_cojDkvAdpY
I guess it’s a good thing she didn’t say anything about his pistachios!
Real Smart Mr. Sensitive, now she has a knife.
Better take jail time, or plan on sleeping on your stomach.
6 x 2″ does not equal 1 x 12″
Well, duh!
Just cuz you’re married doesn’t mean you share a sense of humor.