What’s in the box?!
The box of “sex toys” Maria del Carmen asked a neighbor on Spain’s north coast to keep an eye on actually contained the decapitated head of her missing husband. The rest of the man, identified by Spanish news outlet El Pais as 67-year-old Jesus Maria, remains missing.
According to the report, del Carmen, 61, asked a neighbor to keep an eye on her box of sex toys, which she didn’t want in her own home while authorities were poking around for clues that might help them locate Maria, who’d gone missing from their home in the town of Cantabria in February.
The neighbor, who isn’t identified in the report, finally decided to look inside the box once it started stinking up her house. What she found was far more shocking that a smattering of vibrators and blow-up dolls. The sight of Maria’s severed and rotting head reportedly sent her into “a panic attack.”
Maria’s relatives said they were always skeptical about del Carmen’s claim that her husband went on vacation by himself, where he broke his phone by dropping it in a bathtub. They later got text messages from a different number, but didn’t believe they were coming from the missing man. Their efforts to communicate with him verbally were unsuccessful.
ht/ fdr in hell
…perhaps she just took the phrase “moustache ride” a bit too literally…
…as for the neighbor, if you’re over 10, the phrase “hold this for me, I don’t want the police to find it” or any variant thereof should be met with IMMEDIATE rejection…
This reminds me of a joke with a mermaid.
Wrong number. Nope i do not know you.
He made a mistake by asking for a little head one too many times.
Reminds me of an old NY Post CLASSIC ‘head’line:
“HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR” -(go a head and look it up…)
All puns intended.
This appears to be a large box?? Enough to put a…head in??
Surprised she did not cut BOTH heads off…above and below…the neck.
Nut.
Yeah just some stuff no one would want hanging around.
Just trying to get a head in life.
Cop, Do you know where your husband is?
I think he headed that way.
Youngest of Ten – maybe she did…go down under??
“This appears to be a large box?? Enough to put a…head in??”
Dude, she only asked for a little head.
“Just a little off the top, please”
A case where real life is much more bizarre than anything Hollywood creates.
It’s rather alarming that a story like this, in 2019, elicits little more than bad jokes, isn’t it?
AA
So, I guess ur sayen my joke was bad? Sniff. I’m going to go to bed and cry myself to sleep now.
Lunatic Fringe — No! I was saying that in 2019, In Cold Blood would have never been written, Truman Capote would never be famous. It’s just another day in the neighborhood. Pretty awful how used we’ve become to gruesomeness.
Likely submitted by FDR in HELL with relish.
If you enjoyed this story, watch the movie SE7EN this weekend.
“If you enjoyed this story, watch the movie SE7EN this weekend.”
Yeah. That’s when every one new for sure Brad Pitt took it in the ass.
He must of been exceptional at cunnilingus.
…takes “sit on my face” to a whole new level…
https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc
His name wasn’t Jack, by any chance?
“Their efforts to communicate with him verbally were unsuccessful.”
“Can’t talk now, I’m in the head.”
“You always … decapitate … the one you love …”
Somebody’s a little confused on the concept.
Outside of ragheads and Praying Mantises, this sort of activity is rarely associated with “love.”
izlamo delenda est …
Maybe it used to give her oral pleasure, thus the name on the box.
She must be a real head case.
Just trying to fill in for Viet Vet!