If there’s one thing 2020 will be known for, it’s the sudden appearance and disappearances of monoliths.
Before this week there were three mysterious metal columns found in the Utah desert, Romania and California, though an unconfirmed stack of missing Trump ballots appeared in the Utah desert as well, as reported by the Babylon Bee.
Now a fourth monolith of unknown origin has been found in San Francisco this time discovered on Christmas Day, made of gingerbread. Here
In San Francisco? Are they sure it’s gingerbread and not poo from the streets?
Key words are: “appears to be gingerbread.”
Hey, this is San Francisco so it’s much more likely to be Street Feces.
Mm, ya beat me by about 39 seconds with that comment, thought I’d be first but you win this time.
Who’s the Jeffery character wearing a mask outside, alone, taking a selfie of himself with a profile picture of himself wearing a mask?
It seems the gingerbread monolith attracts stupidity as part of the mystery.
So? The fruitcake is a monolith that’s been here for centuries.
BBC, you are funny, trump ballots Babylon bee
I think we may have had one of those at our Christmas get together (downsized Covid edition). Nothing to worry about though, it was good! Except for the damn Peeps®. Didn’t know they made Christmas crap.
Were Hansel and Gretel spotted anywhere nearby?
For a monolith lasting more than four hours, listen to a recording of AOC.
They all seem very benign.
WHO KNOWS….distractions from the real shit that’s infecting our country???
I never thought I’d miss crop circles.
Wuz there Judy Garland music playing in the background?
The Martians are leaving ever weirder markers of their visits.