Madhouse Magazine
Yoko Ono made a chilling announcement today. She vowed to keep her songs on Spotify and release new music daily until they remove Joe Rogan from the platform.
Yoko released a bizarre video on social media of herself singing the Neil Young song “Heart of Gold”. When the singing stopped, Yoko announced that she will be keeping her music on Spotify until they get rid of Joe Rogan. Yoko warned Spotify, “Not only will I keep my music on your service, but I will release a new song every day until Rogan is gone.”
200 Injured
This was especially chilling because earlier this year when Yoko Ono dropped her new single, it reportedly left seven dead and nearly 200 wounded as tens of thousands ran screaming through the streets to escape the deafening sound! More
Yoko is on Spotify and there are people who listen.
Good stuff. Hilarious.
I actually have bevnaps that say ‘They won’t leave. Put on the Yoko CD.’
You ain’t heard nothin’ until you’ve heard her sing the National Anthem. Ran across it on youtube and I couldn’t click out fast enough.
If I ever have a desire to hear Yoko I’ll tie my cats tails together and hang them on the closet rod over my face.
Yoko does not & cannot sing. Caterwauling is a more apt term.
Yoko’s voice sounds like somebody turning a cat down on a lathe.
The world is in terrible shape…Being bombarded with Yucko One’s songs will be worse than Armageddon.
I heard she ruined the FB’s (Fu*kin Beatles), now she wants to destroy civilization.
They could all fit on a 45 b-side.
If Yoko and the Obamas leave Spotify, I might consider a subscription.
Oh, fuck!
“GooblebrbkwugruggkglaurSHREIK!”
Except it goes on for four minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoJQAyrUHhA
Now weren’t we/me just shitting on her Yesterday?
When Yoko Ono is a lifestyle choice, you want me to pretend to care how it ends?
Ono is nothing more than a washed-up croaking old washerwoman who laid claim to fame via her husband and who really believes the younger gen wants to listen to her comical untalented song-shrieks. ugh
I’d tap her.
Come to think of it, so would I!
My first thought was cats being wrung out like dish rags.
Heard a rumor that Yoko Ono is now the lead singer for a Country and Western group .. They call themselves Yokel Ono
Hopefully that is satire as well
BTW, whenever I hear someone playing the song “Imagine” I always remind them that the person singing broke up the Beatles in order to form the .. wait for it .. “Plastic Ono Band”
Moreover, the person singing it could have had his pick of about a billion women for his mate. Which is why it makes sense that he became a lapdog for .. wait for it .. Yoko Ono
Remember this classic?
Mr. Hat posted it once, a long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9kgu71d81U
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
yoko ono & someone living in somalia: they live off of dead beatles/beetles
The aged-out washed-up “grudge” crone has nothing to offer. Better off just trying to climb through a tv.
Game set and match to m. fuah .
Absolutely brutal service, clearly inbounds yet unreturnable.
Hats off and well played indeed.