Police sniffed out some leads and found the colon in a house that had been evacuated.
BREAKING: WE HAVE RECOVERED THE STOLEN COLON. Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intestine in a vacant house in the 7100 block of Virginia. No one in custody yet. Investigation is continuing. #stolencolon pic.twitter.com/QAILIr3G6d
— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 29, 2018
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That’s right next door to the Vagina Mansion.
The End
Holy Crap
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We had something like that happen here recently. A big rig with a load of wigs jack-knifed on I-5. It was a mess!
The police are still combing the area.
(yuk, yuk, yuk)
You should have to do punance to Vietvet for that awful funny joke.
*** You can all rest easy today ***
Hmmm…I guess I can go take a nap now
I hope it hasn’t become spastic
In hindsight (heh!), shouldn’t that colon have been made round? Looks more like a semicolon to me.
THERE’S my pen!
Our colon didn’t have those polyps -That’s not our colon, it’s a cheap replacement!
Abigail, that’s nothing compared to the egg truck incident – police are still scrambling to clean it up!
What kind of asshole would need a colon?
The great colon heist and recovery sounds like a piece from The Onion!
It could’ve been worse, it could’ve had a real shitty ending.
There’s a “pol lips” joke here somewhere.
In other news, guess what the American Society of Gynecologists is missing?
I’m glad it was located. My news feed was getting backed up.
Vietvet — You mean this?
Jump to 1:57
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ87hBFrS_I
“At your cervix.”
This is the only group that can stop these heinous acts…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wBtt52Cxxk
This importance of this story has been highly inflated.
It’s been blown all out of proportion.
So, did the probe of this event have a positive outcome?
It was found in Chuck Schumer’s office; he’s the most inflated colon I have heard of.
The next available search will be on Oct 30, 2024. Is 3:30pm okay with you?
Your “po-lips” joke of the day
Put your po-lips .. a little closer .. to the probe
Let’s pretend that you’re not an … onco-phobe