Oh, and a shoplifting bag…
(those liquor bottles are heavy)
You could throw in a 40oz malt liquor in a brown paper sack.
Zip-Loc bags. You left out the Zip-Loc bags to fill with p!ss and sh!t to throw at cops.
And a spare burner cell phone for when your fellow peapros steal your iPhone.
Add:
Black Doc Martins with half tied shoe laces-with raised fist painted in white on one side.
Black hiking pants with multiple pockets likely purchased from REI.
One pant leg fits inside the boot and the other one not for proper styling.
Oooooh! A Glock , a Smith & Wesson M&P and a CZ 75. Does knowing that make me a “Gun nut”?
Does it include batteries?m Will Amazon Prime ship it free?
That’s just 3 glocks according to the msm.
101 LEVEL
STONES
BRICKS
CHAINS
201 LEVEL
PVC PIPE
BOTTLES WITH NAUGHTY STUFF INSIDE
301 LEVEL …bzzt…schreeee……..MISTER CZAR WE NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT
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perhaps also…
phone number of a a DailyKos approved lawyer
Donate $500 today to Organizing For American and get this free gift
LocoBlancoSaltine –
Looters prolly don’t bring shopping bags because it’s bad for the environment. heh
Looks like a Glock 19?
I believe Darren Wilson set the Gentle-Giant’s body to room temperature with a Sig Sauer P229 .40 cal.
I’ll take that CZ-85 off your hands….a fine pistol.
Love this. My first out loud laugh of the week. Truth is the best comedy!
You gotta know when to loot ’em
know when to shoot ’em
know when to charge the cop
know when to run
Never count your booty
when your robbing the convenient store
they’re’ll be time to enough to count it
when the lootin’s done.
You forgot the pants half off with some bad ass boxers sticking out.
We need new police rules…protesters, leave them be…rioters, double tap to the head.
But wait! That comes with a Ginsu knife set valued at $79.99!
I just want to know what the hell they use to hold their pants up when they have their hands full of loot ???
Seriously, how in the hell can anybody wear their pants down past their ass cheeks without them falling all the way down?
What, no skittles & cigarillos?
Oh, and a shoplifting bag…
(those liquor bottles are heavy)
You could throw in a 40oz malt liquor in a brown paper sack.
Zip-Loc bags. You left out the Zip-Loc bags to fill with p!ss and sh!t to throw at cops.
And a spare burner cell phone for when your fellow peapros steal your iPhone.
Add:
Black Doc Martins with half tied shoe laces-with raised fist painted in white on one side.
Black hiking pants with multiple pockets likely purchased from REI.
One pant leg fits inside the boot and the other one not for proper styling.
Oooooh! A Glock , a Smith & Wesson M&P and a CZ 75. Does knowing that make me a “Gun nut”?
Does it include batteries?m Will Amazon Prime ship it free?
That’s just 3 glocks according to the msm.
101 LEVEL
STONES
BRICKS
CHAINS
201 LEVEL
PVC PIPE
BOTTLES WITH NAUGHTY STUFF INSIDE
301 LEVEL
…bzzt…schreeee……..MISTER CZAR WE NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT
§§§§§
perhaps also…
phone number of a a DailyKos approved lawyer
Donate $500 today to Organizing For American and get this free gift
LocoBlancoSaltine –
Looters prolly don’t bring shopping bags because it’s bad for the environment. heh
Looks like a Glock 19?
I believe Darren Wilson set the Gentle-Giant’s body to room temperature with a Sig Sauer P229 .40 cal.
I’ll take that CZ-85 off your hands….a fine pistol.
Love this. My first out loud laugh of the week. Truth is the best comedy!
You gotta know when to loot ’em
know when to shoot ’em
know when to charge the cop
know when to run
Never count your booty
when your robbing the convenient store
they’re’ll be time to enough to count it
when the lootin’s done.
You forgot the pants half off with some bad ass boxers sticking out.
We need new police rules…protesters, leave them be…rioters, double tap to the head.
But wait! That comes with a Ginsu knife set valued at $79.99!
I just want to know what the hell they use to hold their pants up when they have their hands full of loot ???
Seriously, how in the hell can anybody wear their pants down past their ass cheeks without them falling all the way down?
Super glue?