You Can Loot Them

pp

19 Comments on You Can Loot Them

  1. Add:
    Black Doc Martins with half tied shoe laces-with raised fist painted in white on one side.

    Black hiking pants with multiple pockets likely purchased from REI.
    One pant leg fits inside the boot and the other one not for proper styling.

  2. 101 LEVEL
    STONES
    BRICKS
    CHAINS

    201 LEVEL
    PVC PIPE
    BOTTLES WITH NAUGHTY STUFF INSIDE

    301 LEVEL
    …bzzt…schreeee……..MISTER CZAR WE NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT

    §§§§§

    perhaps also…

    phone number of a a DailyKos approved lawyer

  3. You gotta know when to loot ’em
    know when to shoot ’em
    know when to charge the cop
    know when to run

    Never count your booty
    when your robbing the convenient store
    they’re’ll be time to enough to count it
    when the lootin’s done.

  4. I just want to know what the hell they use to hold their pants up when they have their hands full of loot ???
    Seriously, how in the hell can anybody wear their pants down past their ass cheeks without them falling all the way down?

    Super glue?

Comments are closed.