Shake n’ Bake knows what this does.
“It was invented to separate all the liberal democrats from the rest of the population. You can install it at any event, big or small. They are working on one that is scaled way up, in hopes of installing them at all the entrances to most towns in America.”
That is too funny!
(I just saw this on “Everybody Loves Raymond” last night!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYAJCd4tgOo
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(Some of the best comedy ever written for tee vee, IMHO.)
Let me guess…does it tell really, really funny jokes?
Yeah, i was a consultant on the project for many years. I patented the instant ” I am a dumb ass ” tattoo they receive on their forehead when they exit on the LEFT of the machine.
That’s the tool used
whenafter someone crazy glues your butt cheeks together.That’s priceless Shake n’ Bake.
Kim Kardashian needs it when she’s done taking a #2.
It was found in Barry’s locker at Man’s Country – Chicago, though. 😮
@AA – not everybody loves Raymond.
I’m pretty sure it has something to do with Mooch Obama.
.45-70 — Of that I am certain. 🙂 Still, it’s pretty darn funny.
Have a nice day.
Except the machine breaks down when there’s a head shoved up there, which is usually the case. A better invention is the Democrat Head Rippin’ and Stuffin’ machine.
I hoid they put one in a mosque and it went absolutely “off the chain”!
Many years ago I was stationed at a Naval Hospital and the guy that lived next door to me worked in the PROCTOLOGY clinic, he claimed to be an ASS TECH!
Doc – Ya sure he wuzn’t from Tenochtitlan, Mexico claiming to be an Aztec?
@Doc ~ ASS MAN!
actually, that unit appears to be some sort of gas separator …. oh, wait …
i’ve heard of separating men from boys but this is a step too far.