You know your day has gone bad when OJ is ridiculing you on Twitter

24 Comments on You know your day has gone bad when OJ is ridiculing you on Twitter

1. Toobin, you had it cumming.

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2. Who let this bas-turd out of the joint?

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3. ^^^^^ thank Gil Garcetti, Eric’s daddy

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4. It will now be disclosed that Toobin is a Trump supporter.

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5. I wonder if OJ ever worries about the fact that he’s going to hell?

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6. Too much Toobin. Way to much Toobin. Will he miss the ACB hearings? Inquiring double murderer wants to know.

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7. “If the condom doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”

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8. Damn, OJ Simpson, at least Charlie Manson was found guilty.

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9. Toobin had an affair with a friend’s daughter. She got pregnant. He wanted her to abort the child. She wouldn’t. After the child was born, Toobin refused to provide child support and used his legal wiles to dead beat the child and her mother. What a guy.

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10. @Marco, that was tough to give a thumb up (depressing), but I did it.

    Toobin is scum.

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11. Toobin is probably the least weird of all the swamp dwellers.

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12. Toobin is now complaining about erection interference.

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13. Apparently it was during a mock debate over Zoom.
    This is all a misunderstanding.
    When they told Toobin they needed a debate master, he thought they told him to be the masturbator.
    Toobin just be rubbin’ his tube in public.

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14. @Chalupa, outstanding! LOL

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15. DA TOOB SHITSTORM IS ALREADY ON WIKIPEDIA:

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    On October 19, 2020, Toobin was suspended from his position as a reporter at The New Yorker after he exposed himself and masturbated during a Zoom video call between New Yorker staff and WNYC radio simulating scenarios for the upcoming presidential election.
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    WHAT A TOO(L)BIN!! LOVIN’ THIS SHIT TONIGHT!!

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16. TELEPHONE: RRRRRIIIINNNNNGGG!

    ZUCKER: YES?

    TOOBIN: HI, SORRY CAN’T COME IN TOMORROW, IM SICK.

    ZUCKER: WHAT’S UP?

    TOOBIN: IT’S HARD..TO EXPLAIN.

    ZUCKER: TRY.

    TOOBIN: WELL, I THINK I HAVE A HAND..HANDLE ON IT.

    ZUCKER: WHEN ARE YOU CUMMING IN?

    TOOBIN: SOON..I MEAN I THINK TOMORROW. WE’RE NOT ON ZOOM RIGHT NOW, ARE WE?

    ZUCKER: YES. PICK UP YOUR SEVERANCE CHECK WHEN YOU GET HERE. DON’T BOTHER STOPPING BY AND SHAKING HANDS. GOODBYE.

    CLICK!!!!

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17. Must have been doing a split screen with something naughty on it.
    Note: If you don’t want to be embarrassed, don’t do the embarrassing stuff. Hanging out with the family at dinner must be interesting about now.

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18. Toobin’s been ‘turbing
    Toobin’s been ‘turbin’
    Toobin’s been ‘turbin’

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19. I’ve been turbin’ in my turban

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20. Please! Tell me its not the oj from SC! He has an E,G,+A emblem. I kproudly wore that for years!

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21. OJ’s pretty funny for a killer.

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22. .must have taken time off from hunting the “real” killer(s)

    .still enjoying ultimate black privilege in America

23. Best OJ scene in Naked Gun 2 1/2 the Smell of Fear.
    https://youtu.be/McS1LCfVXak

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24. don’t care what the dindu-murderer says about anything