Walking barefoot on an asphalt road in Florida? Hell, he’s tougher than me head to toe.
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barefoot-gator-fighting-Florida Man
Whatchu smokin? 🤣
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^^^^
No shit. It’s a 106 here today and I just stepped out on our pool deck bare footed and I’m still sobbing like a little girl.
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He ain’t naked.
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“He ain’t naked”
Well he probably is underneath all those clothes!
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If he truly was Florida man. he would’ve tried to commit unnatural a acts with it.
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Florida man thinks he’s Tarzan.
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Cynic
That’s pretty damn funny. Where are the sex organ of a Lizard? Inquiring mind and all. Do Florida Men know this? Don’t tell me he was after some skull.
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@Brad, they might be like chickens. My roosters were always after our hens. You can’t see their junk on the outside, but they got the job done. Lol! The hens produced a few fertile eggs which I let them hatch. From what I’ve read chickens share some DNA with reptiles way, waaaay back.
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Not his first rodeo, that’s for sure.
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Everything I own hurts watching that especially the tops of my toes. Toe tops and asphalt do not work well together.
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Conservative Cowgirl
That’s a great point. Most peeps don’t realize how closely linked reptiles and bird are.
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@ brad I don’t no about all lizard but an alligators sex organ is in it’s mouth,
If it bites you you are FU#KED
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seaoh
Dang, you could cum and go all at the same time. This is why I’m not moving to Florida. LOL
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I was Florida Boy in the Summers of the 70s, when we would swim with the gators in Suwannee River, but we never had no cause to fight with them.
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@Cynic
Where do you think he was taking it…
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I’m thinking alcohol was somehow involved, with the guy not the gator?
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Was not dudes first time.
Another foot longer and things
mighta gone sideways,,,,,,,
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And this was before he had his bath salts. Of course, if he was under the influence of bath salts, that gator may have ended up as a nice set of boots which would have helped with the asphalt issue.
Walking barefoot on an asphalt road in Florida? Hell, he’s tougher than me head to toe.
barefoot-gator-fighting-Florida Man
Whatchu smokin? 🤣
^^^^
No shit. It’s a 106 here today and I just stepped out on our pool deck bare footed and I’m still sobbing like a little girl.
He ain’t naked.
“He ain’t naked”
Well he probably is underneath all those clothes!
If he truly was Florida man. he would’ve tried to commit unnatural a acts with it.
Florida man thinks he’s Tarzan.
Cynic
That’s pretty damn funny. Where are the sex organ of a Lizard? Inquiring mind and all. Do Florida Men know this? Don’t tell me he was after some skull.
@Brad, they might be like chickens. My roosters were always after our hens. You can’t see their junk on the outside, but they got the job done. Lol! The hens produced a few fertile eggs which I let them hatch. From what I’ve read chickens share some DNA with reptiles way, waaaay back.
Not his first rodeo, that’s for sure.
Everything I own hurts watching that especially the tops of my toes. Toe tops and asphalt do not work well together.
Conservative Cowgirl
That’s a great point. Most peeps don’t realize how closely linked reptiles and bird are.
@ brad I don’t no about all lizard but an alligators sex organ is in it’s mouth,
If it bites you you are FU#KED
seaoh
Dang, you could cum and go all at the same time. This is why I’m not moving to Florida. LOL
I was Florida Boy in the Summers of the 70s, when we would swim with the gators in Suwannee River, but we never had no cause to fight with them.
@Cynic
Where do you think he was taking it…
I’m thinking alcohol was somehow involved, with the guy not the gator?
Was not dudes first time.
Another foot longer and things
mighta gone sideways,,,,,,,
And this was before he had his bath salts. Of course, if he was under the influence of bath salts, that gator may have ended up as a nice set of boots which would have helped with the asphalt issue.