Republican voters should call county democrat party offices to ask for rides to the polls. It’ll tie up their ride service and possibly decrease the number of Dem voters! – Mansfield Lovell
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I like that. Maybe I will. Except that the drivers probably smell of spoiled tuna.
That is a great idea! Too bad Washington is a mail in state, I would call from all over town to see if they could find me.
Make sure they all smell like ass …
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Gag-Prank-Smelly-Stinky/dp/B000GKXYZ2
Do you know what the democrats call their ride service?
Uber Alles.
Before you get in, kick a tire spike under a tire. While they are changing it, spike a different one.
It shouldn’t be too hard to find a road kill squirrel to stuff down under the back seat cushion when the driver is paying attention to traffic. Dead rodents don’t have much of an odor when they’re fresh.
That is a good idea. My Mom needs a ride (Ohio), I will tell her.
One thing to keep in mind: in some states (like Florida), a voter’s Party affiliation is a public record…so, if they check that first, the one-way destination might not be – ahem – ideal. (bring cab fare, just in case)
Either way, the old lying corrupt cow goes back to one of her mansions tomorrow. For Good!! Unless of course she goes to jail.
GO TRUMP!!!!!!!!!
@czar – so tell them you are a NeverTrumper – unless they come into the booth with you how do they know who you voted for?
Fair enough, venturaguy…they’re gullible enough to believe it!
I thought about my R affiliation being easily seen online, and then thought about how happy a D would be to take me to the polls if I just spent 30 seconds bad-mouthing Trump. Happy? Heck, they’d be tickled pinko!
Yeah, Czar, I always thought it was odd they offer rides TO the polls…
As another helpful tip, here is how you’ll be able to spot the car of the Democrat Party GOTV driver:
*It’ll be a Prius, a Leaf, a Chevy Volt, some kind of Hybrid or a Subaru
*the entire rear of the car will be festooned with Leftist sticker shit like “COEXIST”, a Rainbow sticker, “Equal Pay For Womyn”, Kill Climate Change Deniers, Obama 2008, Obama 2012, “It’s Bush’s Fault!”, “Bush Lied! Kids Died!”,
NARAL sticker “It’s My Body, It’s My Right!”, Mexican flag sticker, La Raza sticker, Black Lives Matter sticker, Say No To Islamophobia, Gun Control Today – Gun Control Tomorrow – Gun Control Forever, Open Borders, Say Yes To Undocumented Workers, etc.
*car will be badly in need of cleaning & waxing
*inside of car will smell like old stale cigarettes and patchouli. Disgusting Filth will barely begin to describe the mess of jumbled shit inside this SmugMobile.
*driver will be a bitter, wrinkled, pasty-complexioned, doughy bald guy with bad teeth and eye-watering halitosis who will hit you up for twenty dollars gas money even though your voting precinct is less than 5 miles away. The driver is in his late 20’s
*the car’s radio will be tuned to the local NPR station
*your ass will catch fire from sitting on the burning embers of a marijuana roach
A small comfort:
Newsweek – as bad/Left as they are – HEDGE THEIR BETS!
https://i.sli.mg/H3MRZZ.jpg
I saw TONS of posts of the “Hillary” edition…
…good (in a sense) to know they did the same in advance FOR TRUMP!
dammit
I forgot to add that the driver will be wearing a faded tie-dyed tshirt
Wouldn’t they catch on when you didn’t stink and your clothes were clean and your teeth were all there.
Of course you also would not be smoking what kind of a dumb fuck smokes.
@Czar – re the Newsweek covers – the first one gave me chills. The second one made me nauseous.
@General Lovell – Birkenstocks. Don’t forget the Birkenstocks. With Disney socks.
Grateful Dead on the radio. Kill me.