Bike rider is sent by local church to purchase a statue of St. Jude, buys one of Judas Iscariot by mistake.
I’m confused. When driving (automobile or bicycle) isn’t one supposed to look where one is going? izlamo delenda est …
Has anyone seen Benito since this happened…?? Oops…I meant “HAS ANYONE SEEN BENITO SINCE THIS HAPPENED?”
Doncha know that the car just materialized there milliseconds before? The biker was as surprised as you were. *snicker*
From the late great Paul Newman – Cool Hand Luke – I don’t care if it rains or freezes… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHf7TD4qwjk
This happened in Mexico. It’s a miracle now. Thousands lined up to pray to the Jesus indentation on the Nisan. Some even claim the dent is crying.
Oh, come on! Couldn’t he find a smaller version to put on his bike handles?
If saint medals have mystical powers, lugging a statue on your back should confer invincibility.
Bike rider is sent by local church to purchase a statue of St. Jude, buys one
of Judas Iscariot by mistake.
Aaaand…Saint Jude is decapitated once again.
Just wait until the owner hears whut happened to his car and we find out he’s an atheist!
I’m confused.
When driving (automobile or bicycle) isn’t one supposed to look where one is going?
izlamo delenda est …
Has anyone seen Benito since this happened…??
Oops…I meant
“HAS ANYONE SEEN BENITO SINCE THIS HAPPENED?”
And to think we give these idiots a drivers license, welfare, and voting rights.
Doncha know that the car just materialized there milliseconds before? The biker was as surprised as you were.
*snicker*
From the late great Paul Newman – Cool Hand Luke – I don’t care if it rains or freezes…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHf7TD4qwjk
What was the statue made of? Balsa wood or plastic?
St Jude. Patron of Lost Causes.
Just sayin’.
😀
This happened in Mexico. It’s a miracle now. Thousands lined up to pray to the Jesus indentation on the Nisan. Some even claim the dent is crying.
Peddlefools!
You gotta love ’em.
LOL! Even a patron saint can’t fix stupid.